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Johnny Q. Amish

About Me

I must say "no thank you" to your idea that we commit suicide over the phone. Think about it for a minute. I only have a cell phone. If I were dead then who would end our call? I would go way over my minutes! Can you imagine the bill I would get?Are you often loved, but rarely understood? People like us...those of uncommon heroic attractiveness find that the "Spanish fly" of our amazing looks can be something of a bore. The thrill is gone, as they say. It's not like we really have a choice do we? And I, like yourself, like to carry a gun and slap people around. So at least in some small way I understand your mental anguish. But really, get over it already!!!

My Interests

Air Hockey

I'd like to meet:

A fleeting glimpse in the mirror

Movies:

Meatballs

Books:

Journey to the End of the Night by Ferdinand Celine, Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller

Heroes:

Tim Conway

My Blog

Before it's late

when you forget your lonelinesslike time spent and wastedin telephone booths there are birdsand screen doorsand watermelonsthat you eat wholeand you spit out the seedsthat hang in the air like smoke r...
Posted by Johnny Q. Amish on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

If she could only see how sexy I am!

When the libido of hopelessness Finds you spending your hard earned US dollars At the brothel of disillusioned Scandinavian maids When you are unknown To the avant-garde When Jesus Christ and Abraham...
Posted by Johnny Q. Amish on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

Airport

airport of my indulgence i arouse myself for sordid dreamsi shave my eyebrows and make spooky faces in the mirrori do this for 10 minutes, sometimes 15 minutesi ponder the eternal question: why am i s...
Posted by Johnny Q. Amish on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST

breaking blocks of ice with my head

breaking blocks of ice with my headi don't like photographsi don't like songsthat make me rememberplaces i used to knowpeople i used to lovethis is the wayto avoid being crushed by melancholyback from...
Posted by Johnny Q. Amish on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:34:00 PST