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.I like dogs, particularly one named after a mythical reptile....I like reptiles.....I like beer and Jack Daniels...but I don't like punching inanimate objects....I like bling yo....I like eating hott muthafuking Thai soup and sweating so profusely that the person I'm with feels compelled to inform me that I am indeed sweating....BLING!!!!!.....I like listening to sad music when I'm really fuking happy....I once dated a girl who was on Jenny Jones, now I'm on a mission to one-up her and Ima gonna get myself on Dr. Phil.....I'm a big fan of punctuation, if you can't be bothered to put in a comma, then you can't meet my mom.I LOVE my friends...they're better and hotter and more talented than you....I'm gonna party until she's pretty....

My Interests

.dope, guns, n fuking.....and the hott chick sleeping behind me...going to the gym and having a radd workout, then going straight to the bar....NUNCHUCKS!!!!!!....the kinetic molecular theory and how to apply it to my beer gut....rediscovering why I love stuff....pushing buttons...dry humping(I'm the master)...holding the door open for little old ladies....taking myself to a dirty part of town, where all my troubles can't be found.

I'd like to meet:

.the fuk that stole my bmx, I'm gonna punch you in your stupid face, stupid face...(still have Thor DC)....and mike patton.

Music:

.Sex With Strangers...pantera, faithnomore,bloodsimple, thepixies, slayer, me, and for some reason i can't stop listening to tegan and sara.......and beware the 'triple threat'...Rebecca Ramone, Coco Love Alcorn, and Jessica Beach.....greeeeeeat, now I can't get that gawddamn Neverending White Lights song outta my gawddamn head....CANCER BATS....let's do this.... and to my future ex-wife, Ms. Amy Winehouse, put on those fuck-me-pumps.

Movies:

.surf/skate/snow/......and amateur porn.....get my drift? .The Big Lebowski... Bad Santa... Xtube...

Television:

Sesame Street and amatuer porn...that I make...at home....with my friends.....most of whom are infinately hotter than you.

Books:

.biographies, penthouse letters, newspapers....so, you go, and you stand on your own, and you fucking leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die...

Heroes:

.jack daniels .jim beam .avril lavignes parents....and my good drunk friend Johnny, anyone who goes to a bull riding contest drunk and hops on a bull "CUZ I CAN ASSHOLE!" is mos def my fucking hero... Matthew Paige Damon...and someone named Roo who taught me humility.... why do the women who I fall for keep teaching me lessons?

My Blog

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Attached is a photo illustrating the damage caused to my friend's home in Kits from the hurricane that passed through on Friday night. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us no...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST

left foot, right foot

.things are wierd right now... wierd. left foot, right foot Shitty Rick.... I don't like this and want it over... done... finito... but I don't know how. .and before you say 'smarten up', and 'that's ...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:59:00 PST

.drunks say the darndest things updated

.welcome to another installment of "stupid shit my friends say"...and shit I 've heard that I think is radd. This WILL be updated as people spew forth pure genius and unabashed idiocy...check back oft...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

ape dos mil

for you .yeah, it's over, but you can bet in mid October I will still be ranting about that early May...yeah, he's a winner. he's a gawddamn sinner and while he dines I'm on the wrong side of t...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

dance automoton...

.I just got to hang out quite a bit with my little niece, who is smarter now than I was in grade 10...absolutely mindfucking how much kids are aware of nowadays...I taught her the words to P...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

no way nana

.man, I was driving today and I was following this little honda with a bumper sticker on it that I can't get out of my head...it read "SEXY SENIOR CITIZEN"...that's it. Fuck Me With A Ten Foot Pole!!!...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

duh?

.so, even though my beloved Canucks failed to make the playoffs (of which I am just NOW starting to recover), and my second favorite team, The Flames of Calgary (oh yes Lee...oh yes), have been uncere...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:54:00 PST

watch over me

brb? BRB!?!?! WTF????!!!!???......F U!!!!! FU x 2 !!!! MIR & JLP.....eye luv you. catch you on the flip side assholes.
Posted by Shit Ricky on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:07:00 PST

It's it...what is it?

today. this morning. it's it. As my alarm clock machine rang out with the sweet sounds of "master of puppets" and I lifted my head from my drool encrusted pillow, I couldn't contain my joy as I looked...
Posted by Shit Ricky on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST

.trust me...turn it up.

.Matt Damon.
Posted by Shit Ricky on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:59:00 PST