Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy)

About Me

I live in Esko, Minnesota. My name is Kaleb Lundberg. I'm 18 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Kaleb Lundberg, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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My Interests

Movies Books Comics Sports Parties Writing Camping Cooking Necromacing

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, Jimmy Buffet, Sean Hannity, Hank Williams Jr., Sam Fisher.

Music:

the cries of the innocent...JK

Movies:

Ferris Beullers Day Off, Clerks, Mallrats, Clerks 2, Spider-man movies,300,Slap Shot, Superman Returns, Resivior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Cocktail, Top Gun, All the Right Moves, Risky Business, Hoop Dreams, Beyond the Mat, Disney Channel Original Movies, Fast Times at Ridgmont High, Pretty in Pink, Grease, Grease 2, Die Hard Movies, Unbreakable, Rambo Movies, Terminator Movies, Rocky 3 and 4,Anchorman, Talladega Nights,Blades of Glory, The Cowboys, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance,The Quiet Man, Dawn of the Dead,American Psycho, 28 Days Later, Scream 1 2 and 3, The Punisher, and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Any Given Sunday

Television:

Magnum P.I., Miami Vice, Simon & Simon, A-Team, Smallville, Superfriends, Wrestling, NBA, NFL, Around the Horn, The Sports List, Who's #1, Stump the Schwab, Skinemax, and Hanna-Barberra Cartoons.

Books:

Tietam Brown, Catcher in the Rye, Political Zoo, The Savage Nation, Liberalism is a Mental Disorder, To Be The Man, Lord of the Flies, Frankenstien, Dark Knight Returns,300, Batman: The Long Halloween,Archie & Jughead, and Everybody poops.

Heroes:

Batman, Magnum P.I., Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones,Elvis, Hank Williams Jr., Leonidas, Alfred Pennyworth, Sean & Patrick Bateman, The Boondock Saints, Ronald Reagan, Hank Williams Jr., and Jesus

My Blog

Kaleb's Vacation, Day 1: North To Alaska

Well, Hello people. This is part one in my series of writing about my summer vacation. It is also my excuse to stay out of myhotel roomI'm sharing with my least favorite grandma. She is so annoying. ...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

my childhood Pt.1 (1989-2002)

Here is a list of Kalebs childhood moments to honor my now gone childhood. they will go in to (as close as i can) chronological order. -Playing NES with my brother. I didnt have a clue how to play, bu...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

Facts about Kenny Heehn

- Kenny puts the "Laughter" in "Manslaughter" -Kenny went to the Virgin Islands...Now they're the Islands -Kenny, Sean and Jesse have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy ...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

funny stories V.3

So in the 3rd instalment of funny stories, ill have to do a little bit of creative writing...that is because iwasnt present when the story happened, but the premise is so good i have to tell it... My ...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

Funny Stories Pt.2

in keeping with my new series of funny stories (Pt. one being the fence story) and in the spirit of All Star Weekend, I would like to present the story of darin "DEVO" daveuxjs nuts being hurt... We w...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

My Sledding Accident

I know this happened like a month ago, but i still think it should be a story about me on MySpace. So about a month ago I was at my local sledding hotspot (Northridge), and I ...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

A Question You All Have Asked

I know that many of you have asked yourselves, "Self, what American Presidents have been wrestlers" Well leave it up the the Big Man to do a lil research for you. George WashingtonThe 1st...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

A History of Emo's

I always hear people debating what the hell is an "Emo", well leave it up to me to help all of you out. Emo is a slang term used to describe a range of fashion styles and attitudes somewhat affiliated...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST

Old Things to google for nostalgia

-Bastion Booger -Fat Cat -Brian Bosworth -J.R. Ryder -Chad Johnson -Fist -William "Refridgerator" Perry -Pee Wee Herman -Tech Decks -Randal Cunningham -Macho Man Randy Savage -Terry "T Money" Crews -B...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

Seans Nicknames Vol. 1

1. project seanway 2.sean GayAsskell 3.Special Red 4.The Red Lantern 5.Seanvict 6.Seanye West 7. Pubes 8.Lil Randy 9.sean masters 10.Punto 11.Sean Van Dam 12.Sean Val Dez 13.Sean Burgundy 14.Sean Ramb...
Posted by Dr. Rude (Wants to Love You Sexy) on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST