Ok, so yeah I'm a fucking wanker. I'm single, I don't pick up bar whores, and I don't frequent strip clubs. What would you do if you felt randy with a morning woody? Or just an anytime woody? Goddamn right you'd beat off. Just like me. Yeah, I have other interests, but why do I want to share them with you? You'll have to let me know. 'Til then let me be alone with the new installment of Hustler, OK?
People who AREN'T fucktards, fuckheads, fucked-in-the-head, fuckos, fuckholes, fucking stupid, fucking retarded, whack-a-loons (umm, that'd be FUCKING CRAZY), douchebags, ass-clowns, and of course, those people who are just plain morons. If you fit any of the previous criteria, please move on. Nothing for you here folks. And as in the section above, please don't ask to add me if I don't know you, unless of course you're just in to killing time. In which case, have a fucking party. Then I'll have me a "DENY" party on this end. It'll be fan-FUCKING-tastic! Well, fantastic for me anyway.
Nekromantix, Demented are Go, Frantic Flintstones, Long Tall Texans, Mad Sin, Klingonz, Phantom Rockers, Damage Done by Worms, Mad Mongols, Banane Metalik, Red Hot Rockin' Hood, Batmobile, Evil Devil, Ripmen, Pitmen, Starlite Wranglers, The Hangmen, Spellbound, Gorilla, The Peacocks, Up to Vegas, The Bopshack Stompers, Rough Diamonds, Specials, the Quakes, Hotknives, Scallywags, The Selecter, The Beat, Meteors, Stray Cats, Blur, The Smiths, The Jam, Johnny Cash, Johnny Horton, Hasil Adkins, Accept, Priest, Maiden, Sabbath, Purple, Interpol, Stills, Skinny Puppy, Old Ministry, Revco, Kmfdm, 1,000 homo dj's, Pailhead, Naked Raygun, Big Black, Girls Against Boys, the Jesus Lizard, Alkaline Trio (and, yes, Heavens), CockSparrer, CRO-MAGS!!!!(Fuck Yeah! or Fuck You!), Slayer, Bad Brains, Agent Orange, ..... and of course: Ramones and the Clash. I think you get the idea.... and if you don't, who needs you?
Snatch, Lock Stock, Miller's Crossing, State of Grace, Raising Arizona, True Romance, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, Hi-Fidelity, Abbott and Costello, Stooges, Little Rascals(Our Gang), most silent films....
Chappelle, Attell, Daily Show, Izzard, All in the Family, M*A*S*H (first four seasons) Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show.
Yeah, I know how to read. And occasionally I do.
My heroes are mostly dead or soon to die. Tell me of someone who deserves the title of hero and I'll make them mine.Maybe.