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About Me


You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
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Extended Network BannersDo NOT try to add me if:You're under 18 (Unless we've spoken and you've asked first.)You voted for Bush. (Die. Just fucking die.)You think reptiles are gross and/or are a cat person. (Should be pretty obvious.)You think Carrot Top is funny. (Go play in traffic. Seriously.)You think it's okay to try to make other people conform to -your- ideals.You've never laughed so hard you cried..... I will add more later when I've had more sleep. =)

My Interests

Music, reptiles (pituophis, ackies, most kingsnakes(anything but hondurans), western hognose, crested and fattailed geckos, plated lizards, and more), freshwater fish, beading, painting, opera, baked Lays, posters, animal magazines, reading, researching, pj pants, silly socks, salsa, killing houseplants, etc. Funny movies. Painting terra cotta pots. Cute stickers. A little sewing. Chalk and charcoal drawings. Black and white photograpy. My friends poetry. Telling everyone I run when I really just walk fast (but I'm getting up to running soon - promise!). Bracelets made with wooden beads. Liberal politics. Being pro-choice. Starbucks. Playing on the swings. Sushi. Shopping with friends. Buying CDs and books. Trying to eat healthy and failing miserably. (update: I -am- eating healthy!) Being infatuated with the color pink WITHOUT being girly (well, -overly- girly, at least). Trying to evade my suddenly friendly cats' gestures of goodwill. (Don't ask. Really.)
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Name: Emily
Birthdate: October 18, 1985
Birthplace:
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dirty blonde.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 145 - 150
Piercings: None.
Tatoos: None ... yet.
Overused Phraze: God, I hate stupid people!
FAVORITES
Food: Vegetarian pizza with whole-wheat crust and extra cheese.
Candy: Chocolate. Anything with chocolate.
Number: Why would I have a favorite number?
Color: Green, pink, grey.
Animal: Rhino iguanas.
Drink: Coffee.
Alcohol Drink: Don't have one.
Bagel: Everything bagel.
Letter: Who has a favorite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Forarms. Or back. Or eyes. Or non-scrawny legs. Yum. .
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Gross.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon.
Hot tea or Ice tea: I want -both-, damn you!
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee.
Kiss or Hug: Hug! Hugs are awesome.
Dog or Cat: Dog. Cats suck. Want mine?
Rap or Punk: Punk.
Summer or Winter: Winter. I love wearing sweaters.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies. I can't watch scary stuff. -_-
Love or Money: Love. WITH money. My money. :D
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I feel like it.
Most Missed Memory: I've forgotten.
Best phyiscal feature: I don't think I have one...
First Thought Waking Up: I hate that fucking sound. (The alarm clock.)
Goal for this year: Go back to school.
Best Friends: All of 'em.
Weakness: Homeless animals, people who say please and thank you.
Fears: Scary movies. *shudder*
Heritage: English, German, and other white, pasty people.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup.
Ever Smoked: Nope. That's disgusting.
Pot: No.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been beaten up: No.
Ever beaten someone up: Hah. Hmm....
Ever Skinny Dipped: No.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any.
Favorite Hair Color: Any.
Short or Long: Either bald (by choice!) or long hair. Or any length in between if it's curly or wavy.
Height: Taller than I am.
Style: Not 'metrosexual'.
Looks or Personality: Personality. You know the one I'm lookin' for. *grin, poke*
Hot or Cute Handsome would be nice, but cute is a good second.
Drugs and Alcohol: None. Neither make me happy.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular, I guess. I just can't deal with scrawny guys. Tummies are nice, though.. .
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: A few.
What country do you want to Visit: All of 'em, but India first.
How do you want to Die: Painlessly.
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes. Damnit.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes. Unless I'm outside in one while I'm *shudder* wearing shorts.
Get along with your Parents: Almost all of the time.
Health Freak: I'm half-assing it.
Do you think your Attractive: No.
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes.
Want to go to College: Yes.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Drink: Rarely.
Shower Daily: Yes.
Been in Love: No.
Do you Sing: I really try not to.
Want to get Married: Maybe.
Do you want Children: NO! I'd rather DIE! ... but maybe I'll foster.
Have your future kids names planned out: No.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Haha.
Hate anyone: One or two people.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Eventually:

I'd like to meet:

Musicians. Free spirits. Artists. Writers. Photographers. People with passion and interests and empathy. Anyone who has something worthwhile to say. Mark Twain. Christopher Rice. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Anne Bishop. Dan Brown. Whoever invented socks. Thomas Edison. Mozart. My paternal grandmother. Van Gogh. Robert Redford. Anne Rice. Richard Bach. Hemmingway. Christopher Paolini. Marquis de Sade. Dr. Herbert. R. Axelrod. Doctors Foster and Smith (seriously). Anthony Bourdain (*drool*). Anne Bishop. The bastard who dented my car before I'd had it for six months and didn't even leave an apology note.EDDIE IZZARD!....

Music:

Antigone Rising, Jonny Lang, the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Melissa Etheridge, Pillar, Nickle Creek, Garth Brooks, Van Halen, Linkin Park, Candlebox, Marc Broussard, Dean Martin, KD Lang, Joss Stone, Godsmack, Garbage, Fuel, Fefe Dobson, ZZ Top, Fiona Apple, A Fine Frenzy, Natalie Merchant, Annie Lennox, BB King, Albert King, Sarah Brightman, Frank Sinatra, Gillian Walsh, Billy Idol, Keith Urban, Joe Diffie, Mark Wills, Michael Buble (even though he's a prick), Charlotte Church, Josh Groban, Green Day, Aerosmith, AC DC, Metallica, Shemekia Copeland, Anna Nalick, Overseer, Paula Cole, Nightwish, The Eagles, Bush, The Cure, Aerosmith, Kiss (kinda), Nine Inch Nails, INXS, Eric Clapton, Celtic Women, Sarah Brightman, KT Tunstall, Theory of a Deadman, Gary Allan. Blues guitar and classical piano are great.

Books:

Some favorite authors: Christopher Rice, Susan Conant, Alfred Bester, James Herriot, Dan Brown, Michael Connelly, Anne Rice, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Laurell K. Hamilton, Patricia Briggs, Anthony Bourdain, Rebecca York, Mark Twain, Alfred Bester, and a ton of other people. I read way too much.

Heroes:

Not heroes, but good links: img src="http://a582.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_be7b f9bc2c01eb2107b05e149428cc35.jpg"