All This Pain Is An Illusion

About Me

Ok so I'm married to an awesome man we have been together for 2 years now and its been the best 2 years I have a daughter she is about to be 1 and she pretty much takes up all my time but I guess thats what being a mom is about. I like to smoke weed and laugh at people I'm a complete nerd I like video games and cartoons I eat cereal at all times of the day, nothing beats a sweet milky dinner

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My Interests

i like weed and jagermiester and sex with my husband i like cartoons, cereal, and video games
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I'd like to meet:

all the living members of Led Zeppelin Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, and John Paul Jones more stoners so that i have someone to get high with again

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Tool, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Beatles, High On Fire, Watch Them Die,

Movies:

Anything about serial killers, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Up in Smoke, Half Baked, Grandma's Boy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sid and Nancy, The Departed, Nacho Libre, Jackass 1 & 2, Blow, Blood: The Last Vampire, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Vampire Hunter D, Wonderland, Amityville Horror, Seven, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Birdcage, Brokeback Mountain, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer, Superstar, Night at the Roxbury, Sideways, Be Cool, Scarey Movie 4, The Big Lebowski, The Hills Have Eyes,

Television:

the simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, samurai champloo, futurama, family guy, Arrested development (when it was on), American Idol i know im a fuckin loser but oh well, the oblongs, the office, my name is earl, miami ink, SNL, Metalcalypse, the Colbert Report

Books:

anything by dean koontz

Heroes:

you for continuing your exsistance

My Blog

Tool

we saw tool it was amazing it made me cry when they played ten thousand days i never thought i would get to see it live and i did and it made me cry the overwhelming power of how awesome it was ...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

im bored and cant sleep

Parabol So familiar and overwhelmingly warm. & nbsp; & nbsp; ...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST

blood flowing from my va - jay

so actually there is no blood flowing for the flow has stopped i learned something today marijuana cures nausea i threw up like 9 times last night and early this morning when i was finally tired of th...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Going to the DR

ok so im waiting like 15 more minutes before i go to the dr and im not happy because i know they are going to take blood and i fuckin hate needles which is weird because i have a lot of tattoos anyway...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

nuthin

so this first quarter is almost out and i need a backpack for next quarter.....im high and everything i just typed was really gay but hey ill leave it there so i can remember my moments of gayness lol...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

lala, poe, tinky winky, and dipsy wipsy

im stoned and a little bored i think im about to go play some god of war i like waiting for good games to be 20 dollars before i buy them lol anyway thats all
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

dsfvsfbvb

so im bored and have nothing to do i think im goin to take my daughter to the park for a walk she would really like that im sure god its only 1020 am and im alreay this bored lol awesome i know
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST

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nothing

ok so well i fucked up when i wrote the first one so maybe ill complain about something else im bored and i need a friend to get high with and that doesnt want to do dope i ant express enough about ho...
Posted by Thoughts and Teeth on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST