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*E*L*V*I*S*

I was born standing up and talking back

About Me

I'm the King of Rock & Roll. I'm a shy country boy and I'm not "strung out". I am a U.S. Male (An American U.S. Male), Guitar Man, & a Big Boss Man. I am a twin. Jesse Garon died at birth. I have a temper. I can move things with my mind and lay healing hands. I love my mama, Gladys."If ya love me, let me know...."be sure and post some love for the King on this here space. thankyaverymuch.

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My Interests

I like music, pills, karate, pills, motorcycles, pills, horses, pills, animals, pills, guns, pills, cars, pills, chicks, pills, spirituality, pills, hanging out with my Memphis Mafia, pills, good southern cooking, pills, flamboyant outfits, pills, guns, pills, reading on the toilet, pills, buying extravagant gifts for friends & strangers, pills, cotton panties, kinky sex, pills, collecting badges, pills, shooting TV sets, pills, performing in front of massive crowds of adoring fans and Jesus.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Worshipping lackeys to be in the Memphis Mafia. Doctors & pharmacists. Jewelers. Young beauty queens.

Music:

Arthur "Big Boy" Cruddup, Big Joe Turner, Roy Brown, Fats Domino, Martha Carson, Little Junior Parker, Willie Mae "Big Mama" Thornton, Joe Turner, Muddy Waters, Rufus Thomas, Johnny Ace, Blackwood Brothers, LaVern Baker, Roy Hamilton, Kay Starr, Teresa Brewer, Joni James, Hank Snow, Bing Crosby, Eddie Fisher, Perry Como, Hank Williams, Ink Spots, Ray Charles, Ray Charles, Roy Orbison, Righteous Brothers, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash, Tom Jones, Marty Robinson, Dusty Springfield, Jackie Wilson, The Platters, The Weavers, Peggy Lee, Jimmy Reed, Eddy Arnold, Billy Eckstine, Blackwood Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, Gary Puckett & the Union Gap Band.The Beatles, the Beards [sic] whoever....gospel, R & B.El Vez.

Movies:

Rebel Without A Cause, The Party (Peter Sellars), The Ten Commandments, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dr. Strangelove, Patton, Village of the Damned, The Wild Bunch, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Wild One, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Pink Panther, Lawrence of Arabia, Deathwish, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Diamonds are Forever, Straw Dogs, Dirty Harry

Television:

Hawaii 5-0, The Tonight Show (Johnny Carson), Shindig, I Love Lucy, Sgt. Bilko, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Millionaire, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Carol Burnett Show, and Monday Night Football.My TV appearances on Louisiana Hayride, Roy Orbison Show, Stage Show, Milton Berle Show, Dance Party, The Steve Allen Show, Hy Gardner Calling, Ed Sullivan Show, Holiday Hop, American Bandstand, Frank Sinatra Timex Special, `68 Comeback Special, Aloha from Hawaii, Elvis Live (`77, aired after I went into hiding).

Books:

The Prophet (Kahlil Gibran), The Impesonal Life, The Initiation of the World, The Fifth Dimension, Through the Eyes of the Masters, Siddhartha, The Shroud of Turin, The Secret Teachings of All Ages, The Secret Doctorine, The Infinite Way, Elvis Unveiled, Wisdom of the Overself, Cheiro's Book of Numbers, Beyond the Himilayas, Man, Grand Symbol of the Mysteries; The Rosicrucian Cosmo-Conception, America's Invisible Guidance, Only Love, Leaves of Morya's Garden, Autobio. of a Yogi, New Mansions for New Men, The Changing Condition of Your World, Billy Graham Presents Man in the 5th Dimension, Pyschedelic Experience (Tim O' Leary), Doors of Perception, The Power of Positive Thinking, How to Live 365 Days a Year, Captain Marvel comics and the Bible.

Heroes:

My mama Gladys. Sam Phillips. Anne-Margret. James Dean. Marlon Brando. Tony Curtis.

My Blog

All is Well...

Bubba Hotep has been defeated!  Boy, I gave him a whole lotta T-C-B!  I'm still hangin' out here in East Texas in case anybody wanna bring me some birthday cake and some soakers.  Don't...
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

If Ya Love Me Let Me Know

I don't need to tell ya that my anniversary is coming up.  No, not my "death"...more like the moment of truth.  It's no secret Red and Sonny's book hit me hard, man oh man.  Like I said...
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:12:00 PST

Blue Moon...

My mama told me I was born on a blue moon. E.
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST

Whew Boy!!!

Hot damn, mexican Percodan can put you out for months.  Those Spinal Tap boys are still sleeping it off. We fell asleep at rehearsal a couple of months ago.  Got nothin' but tracks and track...
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whoops man!

hey man, sorry I haven't been around...too many percodan and placidyl!  Sonofabitch!  Shit man...I was in a drug induced coma, but I'm back man...NOT DEAD!  Yeah man, I found me a good ...
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOT DAMN, I'M ALIVE!!!

SUMBITCH! I mean I know I'm alive, but I think I took too many downers and been asleep a couple of weeks. Thanks for rememberin' the King. E.
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEY MAN, JOIN MY GROUP!

ELVIS' MEMPHIS MAFIA
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JULY 5TH:::HAPPY 50TH TO ROCK N ROLL...

JULY 5TH, 1954 WAS THE DAY I RECORDED "THAT'S ALLRIGHT MAMA" AT SUN RECORDS AND BECAME THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL. YA CAN THANK ME LATER. I'VE BEEN CELEBRATIN' LIKE A ROCK STAR. E.
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Marlon Brando: An Offer He Couldn't Refuse....

Hey Man, my hero Brando died. Ain't that a bitch. Man, he was a great actor. Rest in peace. You deserve it...you had a helluva life. TCB, E.
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOPE, I AIN'T DEAD....AGAIN

Ladies & Gentlemen, I've been outta touch...I've been getting ready for my tour w/ mah boys from Spinal Tap and my Resurrection Tour that will comence on "All Saints Day"...I figure my fans can get...
Posted by *E*L*V*I*S* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST