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Johny

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm cool lady that's lay back and loves herself and everyone eles. I like video games like Puzzle Fighter, Pump It Up, and Mario Bros. I like to draw and design. I like taking pictures of anything. And I like watching cartoons. I listening to people (sometimes)and like to be sarcastic (to guys) and tell corny jokes. It takes a whole lot to get me mad, but I usually roll with the punches. I know this is corny but I alway try to see the brighter side of things. Oh, and I'm a terrible speller so work with me. I'm here to make friends and that's all.

MySpaceTV Videos: Saturday Night Live - Dick in a Box (Uncensored) by Saturday Night Live
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My Interests

I would like to make more money. That means I have to return to school so I can buy more crap and pile it on top of the crap I already own. I also like to create anything. From colorful paintings to designing a pair of demin jeans.

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I'd like to meet:

Hell, anyone that's fine and nice. Like L.L. Cool J, Tyrese, and The guy off of Smallville.
Real Name Johny Jamerison
Alias J.J.
Hair & Eye Color/Height/Weight Black/ Blue and Brown/5'5/160
Location St. Louis
Piercings/Tattoos I have three holes in each ear and a navel ring.
Are you in a relationship? Hell Nah!
Favorites
Restraunt Long Horn
Color Blue
Band/Artist Missy E
Movie/TV Show The Mummy/ Inuyasha
Have You Ever...
Made out with the same gender? Noooo!
If so, how many different ppl? N/A
How many of the opposite gender have you kissed? I can count on 1 hand.
Had sex? I can still count on one hand.
Had sex on a trampoline? um.. where can u find that at?
Been drunk? Tipsy.
Played any drinking games? Nah.
Talked to yourself? Doesn't everybody.
Been dared to skinny dip? Nah.
Been dared to wear someone elses boxers on ur head? Hell Nah.
Been bullied? Yes.
Been the bully? No.
Been in love? Still tryin 2 find out what it is.
Been to China? Yeah I dug a hole in my back yard.
Had your heart broken? Who's hasn't?
In a Guy/Girl
Body Type Clean.
Hair color/length Any.
Eye Color Not green. those men with the green eyes can get u into so much trouble.
Favorite part of guy/girl A fine face.
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Best Friend(s) Rayna
Most embarassing memory When I was in dance class, I did a spilt on the ground and my pants ripped on the beat of the song.
Most missed memory That first time when u meet someone u like.
Worst Fear I don't wanna say. It might come true.
Longest relationship A little less than 2 years.
Shortest relationship A little more than a week.
Which One
Hockey or Football Football/ someones breast might pop out.
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom Both r cute, but Orlando
Britney Spears or Kelly Clarkson Kelly
Fall or Spring Spring
School or Work I don't want any but @ work, u can get paid.
Random
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? With longer hair and more money.
How many children do you want? None really.
Have you ever regreted a day in your life? Everybody does.
Do you believe in God? Yes.
Do you ever look up at the stars and wonder if that special someone is doin the same thing while thinking of you? No. Who does that?
How many times did you skip class in High School? I can count on 2 hands.
Whats your favorite breakfast food? Cereal.
How often do you shop at Wal-Mart? About 5 times a month.
How often do you drink and get drunk? Once every other blue moon.
If you could name a new alcoholic beverage, what would you name it? Dirty Drawers
Whats one thing that you would invent that you think this world needs? Battery power heaters and air conditioners.
Favorite part of your body to be kissed? My hand.
Where would you like to go on a first date? The carvinal.
Do you like cheese, if so, whats your favorite kind? Philly's.

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Music:

I like Hip Hop and Old School. Like Mary J Blige, LL Cool J, Busta, Missy E, Timberland, Aaliyah, Beyonce', Janet Jackson, Prince, The Time and The Mary Jane Girls, etc.

Movies:

I like action and comedies like Batman,Superman, Spideman, Rush Hour, Friday, Norbit and White Chicks.

Television:

I watch I Love New York, Charm School, The Pick-Up Artist, Robot Chicken, Yu-Gi-Oh!, American Idol, Spongebob, Yu Yu Hakasho and Inuyasha.

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Books:

I like The Many Mistakes Men Make.

Heroes:

My friends and myself.
Leo - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you
Your negative traits:
You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to handle
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart
Your ideal partner:
Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often
Your dating style:
High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur.
Your seduction style:
You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than your partner.
Tips for the future:
Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored, guaranteed.
Learn to love your partner for who they are - not how they help advance your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the alpha dog.
Best color to attract mate: Gold
Best day for a date: Sunday What's Your Love Profile?
Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the Population
You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. How's Your Attitude?
You Are Glam Sexy
You live for flaunting your sexiness, and you totally work it.
Why not? You've got the goods - you might as well use them.
You're 100% woman, and you never go out without looking your best.
After all, you never can tell when you might bump into Mr. Perfect! What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics - MySpace Layouts - MySpace Layouts
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||| 16%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Indie |||||| 28% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are Extremely Charming
When someone talks to you, they feel like they are the most interesting person in the world.
And for you in that moment, they actually are.
You truly care about the people you're around, and it's obvious to everyone who meets you.
You are open, warm, friendly, and welcoming. You epitomize charm. Are You Charming?

My Blog

Dick In A Box Uncensored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvAVFXvWxsThe uncensored version of one of the best SNL digital shorts. ...
Posted by Johny on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:41:00 PST

Sugar, Honey, Ice, Tea!

  ..> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-o...
Posted by Johny on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST

10 truths

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wont admit  1. Elvis is dead.2. Jesus was not white.3. Rap music is here to stay.4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.5. Skinny ...
Posted by Johny on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

What do guys want?

Women always want to know what men want. Is it a certain look, attitude, and status. To a degree, yeah. But I just flat out asked a male friend of mine, "What do ya'll guys want?" And he told me ...
Posted by Johny on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:31:00 PST

I dont wanna fall in love

I don't wanna fall in love. I feel safe not experiencing that emotion. Falling in love is uncertain. Plunging into a feeling where you are unsure. Especially if you don't know the thoughts of the othe...
Posted by Johny on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST