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warren

quit smoking, buy a shovel, join my gang

About Me



dad master
I lived in Albuquerque for four years..

My Interests

wednesday night four-square, galisteo, n.m., keds, innards, bedside salt shakers, thunderlightnings, dunkin donuts coffee, the peripheralli(shadow people), gangs, mullusks, tennis, paronomasia, magnetic reluctance, leather sweaters, tetris attack, pho, vintage pacemakers, rumor milling, hair product, paralleles, perpendiculars, green chile, jupiter, witch hats, ufos, rich chocolate ovaltine, reverse-sarcasm, phantom limbs, dippin' dots, mortal kombat II, temporary tattoos, parapsychology, bubbles, metal, tornados, e.r.s., pumpkin pie, dinosaurs (a lot), volcanology, poaching (whaling mostly), pickle ball, cryptozoology, seahorses, lisa frank, talkboy, pizza, blood, dancing, on, your, grave

I'd like to meet:


manatees are to mermaids as weather balloons are to ufos

Music:

temple of the dog.
these are musical projects i'm involved with:
the passive disaster (wesley's baby. on tour in august!)
the themestreses (80's and 90's cartoon theme covers, i sing)
high five with pizza (solo weirdness)
dj ladyspeedstick (danceparty u.s.s.r.)
f'realz (i'm a rapper)
summer time goth (summer time goth)
nectar (i was in a grunge band in high school, sigh)

Movies:

dan ackroyd: unplugged on ufos, *batteries not included, teenage mutant ninja turtles, ghostbusters, the legend of billie jean, heavy metal parking lot, young einstein, the wizard, wet hot american summer, king of kong: a fist full of quarters, hands on a hardbody

Television:

home movies, cowboy bebop, golden boy, walking with prehistoric beasts, i'm alan partridge, peep show, black books, the wonder years, the tick(cartoon), news radio, eyes of nye, the state, strangers with candy, on the air, deadwood, trailer park boys, friday night lights, i have cable in my room now, ladys

Books:

fantasies and spinning darts of fire, calvin and hobbes, choose your own adventures, the day it snowed tortillas, coyote tales, in the night kitchen, magic eye books, flip books, pop-up books, comic books, coffee table books

Heroes:

i don't have the time

My Blog

this is your brain on easter

look what I found at the Value Village"Lead your kids on a fun, faith-filled Easter egg hunt this year--one that will teach them about Jesus' death and resurrection! Each egg carton is filled with a d...
Posted by warren on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

guess what I ate!

A PICKLED EGG!
Posted by warren on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

I'm in a movie!

After three and a half years of waiting the movie I was an extra in finally came out.Staight to DVD!It's called "Rx" and it comes out on 1/30/07I'm right at the begining of scene five (packing the mul...
Posted by warren on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

vote the goat!

what should I do with my facial hair, people?  I'm a beast!
Posted by warren on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

Ass to ass!

The comedy show was very funny and worth it. I'm a proud owner of the stella shorts now as an unexpected bonus. Also they're autographed..woooo. I don't like that they're autographed for some reaso...
Posted by warren on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:36:00 PST

Embargo

I have been spending lots of time in front of the T.V. lately. Does anyone else hate the term "Boob Tube?" I am no boob...But tonight, tonight, tonight, oh oooh I will pry my prying eyes away to go ...
Posted by warren on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:53:00 PST

beard watch 1998

I'm going for it!
Posted by warren on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

"it's not about the pussy, it's about how much you love the girl"

Thinking about yesterday gives me a a big old smile on my face. Let me tell you all about it.I wake up to Will calling me. "Are you ready to play tennis?" he chirped. I wasn't, I was naked in bed. ...
Posted by warren on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

lazer brain

Last weekend I went to Vancouver where I saw lots of dead germans at Body Worlds 3 and alive asians everywhere else. I actually had New Mexican food in Canada in the form of a Santa Fe chicken wrap f...
Posted by warren on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST

Mega-Dittos Rush!

Hark!another scorching october day in seattle. the sun is leaning to the south. shadows cast always long. soon it will be gone. shut the fuck up warren. this is neither the time nor the place for...
Posted by warren on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST