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Angels on the sideline
Puzzled and amused
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they’re all confused
Don’t these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly old monkeys
Where there’s one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two
Angels on the sideline
Baffled and confused
Father blessed them all with reason
And this is what they choose
Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground
Silly monkeys give them thumbs
They forge a blade
And where there's one they're bound to divide it
Right in two
Right in two
Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground
Silly monkeys give them thumbs
They make a club
And beat their brother down
How they survive so misguided is a mystery
Repugnant is a (not dismal) creature who would
Squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven,
conscious of his fleeting time here
Cut it divide it all right in two
Cut it divide it all right in two
Cut it divide it all right in two
Cut it divide it all right in two
Fight, over the clouds, over the earth, over sky
Fight, over life, over blood, over air and light
Over love, over sun, over another
Fight, till they die (not all the time) Over what? Over
Lies and (greed)
Angels on the sideline again
Been so long with patience and reason
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end
Cut it divide it all right in two
Cut it divide it all right in two
Cut it divide it all right in two
Right in two
Right in two
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- I just killed a spider. Which usually isn't a big deal except, the difference is, this time I contemplated not killing it. What exactly is it that makes us feel like a life, any life, can be so insignificant? To me, the spider is a million times smaller, less complex, little or no feelings, not conscious of its own existence. If I kill it, no other spiders will care. None of its family will miss it. It probably doesn't even know it's dead.
In the scope of this universe, which takes light billions of years to cross, we're insignificant too. All of our petty problems, like "Darn, I'm out of milk" or "North Korea is threatening to use nuclear missiles against nations of the free world" don't really matter. It could all be over in an instant, if and when we're hit by an asteroid. And it will happen. Maybe not this lifetime, or for the next 10,000 years. But it will. They pass within alarmingly close distances of Earth all the time. "Ten million miles! That's not close at all!" Well if you were in Hong Kong, and I was in Montreal, and I chucked a dart at your head (I've got a good arm) and it missed by a few inches, that'd be pretty damn close, don't you think?
Not that I'm trying to be negative... just trying to put things in perspective. What are we after? There's got to be something deeper than just working everyday to pay for your car, or that plasma tv, or a mortgage, or that hand bag, or that suit... you get my point (I hope). I just want to slow down. Take more time to appreciate exactly how much of a fluke it is that I exist.
All this cause of a spider? I feel bad now. Should have brought her outside.

My Interests

Traveling. Every chance I get, I want to go some place I haven't been before. Unless I really love a place and decide to go there again... which is kind of happening now, except I can't go cause I've got a "real" job.
playing football with family & friends
I love geography, I've been a geography nerd forever.
Books. I like learning while being entertained. So books that teach me things are always a plus.
I like canoeing, something I do once every 3 years.
I saw something on tv that made me want to get a dog and play frisbee with him or her. That would be fun.
I like to snowboard. Wish I lived on the side of a mountain.
I love listening to music. I think I'll be deaf when I'm 50, but that's ok cause my future wife and I may have run out of things to say by then.

I'd like to meet:

The one responsible for destiny.

Music:

TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins (Siamese Dream is one of the greatest albums ever), Radiohead (mostly The Bends, OK Computer and Kid A), Iced Earth, In Flames, Ozzy, Matthew Good

Journey, Dire Straits
Scorpions
The Darkness, Guns n Roses, old Metallica

The Streets, Orbital, M83, Postal Service, Death Cab, a bunch of trance

80s! Mister Mister, The Outfield (for that one song), Toto, Depeche Mode, A-Ha, etc... Warrant, Europe, Whitesnake, Motley Crue. I'll add to this thingy later

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, anything with Chris Farley in it. Love Actually (don't laugh, I thought it was beautiful), Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Television:

24, 60 Minutes, Jeopardy!, Family Guy

Books:

I like "tell alls". Ball Four by Jim Bouton is cool. Also, read "My Sister's Keeper" by some Jodi Picoult lady. I think that's her name. It's sad, you'll probably cry.
I'll say The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons but I hate being like everyone else, so blah! They were good though, but Dan Brown lies in Angels and Demons. The dove in Piazza Navona is pointed in the opposite direction that he quotes in the book. Also, there's no way Langdon would have seen over the buildings from the base of that fountain. Dan Brown is so full of shit. $76.5 million of shit.
I'm presently reading "In Retrospect" by Robert S. McNamara, former U.S. Secretary of Defense prior to and during the Vietnam war. It's interesting but I'm at a boring part right now. Plus, it's photocopied.
Oh yeah, I got to chapter six in Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time". But I was reading it on a beach and there were a lot of topless Swedish girls around, so I didn't quite understand the last few chapters. Something about the Chandrasekhar limit, particles of spin 0, spin 1, spin 1/2, spin 2, K-mesons, and catastrophic gravitational collapse. I'll have to get back to it sometime.

I'm gonna have to steal a page out of my buddy Matt's book here and also say Guns, Germs and Steel. I only didn't know it was a book. I saw it in documentary form on PBS. But I'll put it here to spread the word. It's by Jared Diamond (no relation to Neil, who also rules, by the way) and you should read it or watch it. You'll learn a ton about how geographic and technological advantages shaped the face of human geography and the economic balance of the world today. Unless of course, you don't give a shit about that, which means you're near-sighted and I HATE YOU.

My Blog

Like, rudest phone call EVAR!

I just got home, was talkin to my sister, eating a piece of KFC (once a year this shit shows up at my house, fuck that skin is good), when the phone rings long distance. Anne's like, "I'm not getting ...
Posted by Marc on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

Military coup in Thailand!

Since this has to do with my favourite country in the world besides Canada, I must comment. So, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has been ousted. Poor dude was in New York at the UN General Assembly ...
Posted by Marc on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

The Incredible Hulk

So I was watching The Incredible Hulk earlier (tv show-not the movie) and I was wondering why David Banner is so reluctant to turn into the Hulk. Shit, if I could turn into the Hulk, I'd probably be h...
Posted by Marc on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

Weathermen/women/idiots

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH WEATHER PEOPLE? This profession should NOT exist. Why you ask? Cause they're ALWAYS WRONG. Yesterday's paper said today was supposed to be "mainly sunny" with a high of 26. Sunda...
Posted by Marc on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST

Myspace Whores

You know how you get the odd random message from a stranger once in a while, and you're all excited until you click on their profile and find out that it's some 37 year old, thrice-divorced mother of ...
Posted by Marc on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:22:00 PST

I miss Andy Richter

Seriously, he was hilarious! What the fuck happened to him??? His show was awesome. I hate it when funny people get the boot by cynical critics or fuckhead network execs or who ever's in charge. How i...
Posted by Marc on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST

Myspace Music

So I searched for Ozzy Osbourne and it turns out he doesn't have a myspace account. Sharon sure fucked the dog on this one. I guess I'll search for some other cool song for my profile.
Posted by Marc on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:09:00 PST

So I was watching Seinfeld today, and had a revelation

It was the "Fix Up" episode, you know, where Jerry and Elaine set up George with Elaine's friend, Cynthia, and George uses one of Kramer's free condoms and she misses her period? Anyways, Costanza mad...
Posted by Marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fitter happier

more productive comfortable not drinking too much regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease eating well (no more microwave dinne...
Posted by Marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST