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About Me

Gather round kiddies....here's the scoop!!I've recently moved back to my home in Dallas, Texas!!! YYEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!! Glad to be home… finally…. Left some pretty AMAZING friends in Los Angeles....luv you guys!!! it's the only thing I'll miss honestly! On to new ventures and the next phase of my life...for those of you that are new to my site....here's some things things to help you dial into what I'm all about....I love horror films..especially the classics/riding my motorcycle is my escape...changed my life/i'm a master of pancakes/I am spontaneous/I like to be lazy too/I multi task/I'm not tall...and I'm cool with that/I'm single...and I'm cool with that too/I love to travel/I love people that don't take themselves so damn seriously/I like Texas sunsets/I like roadtrips/I think the Angry Dog burger is the best burger on the face of the earth/I want more tattoos/I love midgets/and midget tossing/I love my friends/I love my family/and God's a pretty cool cat...And while we're at it...why not the "hates"...... I hate people who take digital photos and then immediately turn the camera around to see how "they" look...c'mon...there are other people in the picture!!/i hate too much work and not enough play/ I hate negative people (you guys bum me out)/i had cold weather (can't ride my bike)/i hate hangovers/i hate being sick/i hate people that mistreat kids/i hate that fast food places don't serve breakfast later!! Breakfast is always the first meal of the day!!! EVEN IF IT IS 3PM!!! LIFE ACCOMPLISHMENTS:WENT SKYDIVING/TRAVELED THE NATION FOR 5 YEARS/HAD 2 COUNTRY VIDEOS/HAD A TELEVISION SHOW/HAD A HAPPY MEAL @ McDONALDS/HAVE AN ACTION FIGURE/PLAYED ROCK AND ROLL ON THE SUNSET STRIP/WENT TO MEXICO FOR 2 WEEKS. HIT UP MAZATLAN/CABO/AND PUERTO VALLARTA!!Actor for over 10 years....love the work, hate the B.S......and bullshit people....especially the ones that only want to talk about the biz and how screwed up it is.....TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD, MY FRIEND!! I've been blessed with several great opportunities.I the last 2 years, I used to play with my buddies in a rock band called Automatic (www.automatictheband.com if you wanna check us out)....unfortunately, as of 2006, we aren't together anymore....it was fun while it lasted....thanks for the great times guys!!I love to hang with people who don't take themselves or this city too seriously and like to venture out with me! Although, I'm fully comfortable going out by my myself. It doesn't work for everyone, but it fits me perfect!!I'm an infomercial SUCKER!! I usually fall for all the shit they sell on TV....I'm not much of a shopper UNLESS it's GADGETS!!!! I LOVE GADGETS!! Things with buttons and shiny things!! Best Buy makes me all warm inside.....mmmmmNow it's time for me to vent: I think Gary Coleman should have a come back role!! I miss seeing him on TV and it saddens me to see him reduced to commercials where he has to dress up like a little sushi chef and sing!! That's just mean, man!! I think any major actor is OVERRATED!! Good rule of thumb: If you've made the cover of People magazine about your "weight issues" more than once, YOU'RE OVERRATED!!! Call the magazine and tell them "Hey, get the fuck off my back, I like food, gimme a break!!" and then go back to your combo meal. Same rule applies to drugs....Rule of thumb ..2: Call the magazine and say " Hey, I like a little blow with my prostitutes!! I'm just as big of freak as ANYONE ELSE!! I'm just making $10 million a year and I'm easier to pick on!!" That's my advice but I guess that's why I'm not a publicist…..also….i think midgets are cool……Okay....enough of that....Looking back, I've packed a lot of experiences into a short amount of time....guess I got a head start on everyone else by not going to college...Don't get me wrong. I'm not recommending it....it was just not for me. School of Hard Knocks was more my speed....and got a P.H.D in that!!.....just add the life experiences to the resume...I haven't learned much about LIFE from books.Oh...DO NOT SOLICIT B.S. PORN CRAP TO ME!!! I'M NOT INTERESTED....i've seen enough porn....haha

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Music:

My ears are burnt on anything on the radio. I mostly listen to House DJ comps from San Francisco and Miami....best music scene ever!.....Love the classics! Classic rock, ACDC, Steve Miller, The Stones, Bob Segar, Zep....old school, Sinatra & Martin, Aggro stuff at the gym...Powerman 5000, Disturbd, Rob Zombie, LP, etc...and once in a while....I'll catch a country show every now and then just to revisit the old days...Best Soundtracks: "Reservoir Dogs"...."stuck in the middle w/ you...", "Pulp Fiction, " etc....a buddy from Miami turned me on to Robby Rosa.....the album's called "Mad Love"....fucking A!!! That guy is the Latin "Sting." Ladies...if you haven't listened to this guy...get the album.....If I could sing/write like this cat....well......let's just say I'd be getting into a lot of trouble

Movies:

Classics right off the top! James Dean (pimp), Steve McQueen, all things Eastwood. Then Deniro, Pacino, Duvall, Pesci (mobsters basically) "Scarface"Horror Film Junkie: All the originals: "Psycho," The Exorcist," "Friday the 13th" and "Nightmare on Elm St." ( only the first one's), "The Sixth Sense", "The Ring" ( whispering kids freak me out...."I ..see.. little people...and they're whispering..." ha ha)Drama: "Goodfellas"/"Casino"/"Godfather" Series/"Usual Suspects"/"Reservoir Dogs"/etc....Newer Stuff: "Blow"/"Fight Club"/"Seven"/"Momento"/etc....Comedy: anything with Jim Carrey.....that fucker's crazy!! he makes me laugh just looking at him. But his new stuff (drama-wise "..Spotless Mind..." is pretty tight) Robin Williams ( I don't know if you guys pay much attention to him, but he's fucking brilliant!! ....maybe even insane....but who isn't?? who else could rock a 30 year career after your first big job being named MORK??!!!!) Richard Pryor....the Godfather of Comedy!!! Dave Chappel, Dane Cook (watch out for this cat!! he's gonna break out big soon!....funny!!)Must Have's: "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"/"Clockwork Orange"/"Full Metal Jacket"/"Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory"/"Blazing Saddles"/"Cannonball Run

Television:

I MISS VOLTRON!!! and Thundercats!!!..... "Ho!!" (Did anyone else think Chitara was HOT??!! As far as cartoon crushes...it was between her and Jessica Rabbit.....and the half-naked chick from Heavy Metal!! I think that was the first cartoon boob I'd ever seen...made quite the impact!! haha Where I grew up, they had Tom & Jerry on right before "Dukes of Hazzard"....what more could a redneck kid want?!!!As far as todays shows...."House" is best damn show on TV....what a smart ass! Hate Reality TV but can't help but watch it!! DAMN!! Love "Hell's Kitchen"...I'm just waiting for him to slap someone with one of those lobsters!! ha ha And "Reno 911"....Those guys KILL ME!! Oh!! This new show "Dog-Bounty Hunter".....fucking hilarious!! If i broke the law and these guys hunted my ass down, I surrender easy!! I'd be helpless rolling around on the ground LAUGHING!! They should make action figures of these guys!! You gotta check it out! Have to watch a bunch of TV to keep up with what's on.

Books:

Not a big reader....more of a visual person....I can watch a movie and remember every line....I try to crack a book and by page 3 I'm thinking about stuff I forgot to do that day....DAMN!!! I just remembered something else!!

Heroes:

hhmmmm....are there any out there?? my grandfather....lives a life with no drama in South Carolina....happy with his garden and fixing lawnmowers....that's cool

My Blog

The Man In The Arena

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the a...
Posted by Brad on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

Paper Mache Feelings

Okay....this is my first blog. I'm not sure what I'm doing or why I'm even doing it...but I've got something eating at me and I've GOT to speak on it.I am sick and tired of all the crybaby "poor me's...
Posted by Brad on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:25:00 PST

Arriving At Your Own Door

The time will comewhen with elation,you will greet yourself arrivingat your own door, your own mirror,and each will smile at the other's welcome,and say sit here, Eat.You will love again the stranger ...
Posted by Brad on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST