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bean sprout armada

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About Me

i will have a pet lobster that i will take for walks in a glass roller skate full of salt water. his name will be bernardo.i enjoy tea and coffee.

My Interests

reading. looking/listening. poking dead things with sticks. photographing plant life. staring blankly into people's eye balls.My Canadian half family from my irish grandfather's secret other life.

I'd like to meet:

a Narwhal.

Music:

YES. often.

Movies:

mmmmmm....crunchy.

Television:

causes Liquefaction of brain meats and gangrenous limbs. that said, i watch far too much pbs.

Books:

i will read anything at least once.

Heroes:

aquaman. worst superhero ever.....

My Blog

et cetera mon ami

i stared long enough without seeing and things began to happen for me. i can see your face, pick you out of a crowd no matter what hat you're wearing, no matter which hairstyle you have to cover ...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST

burnt out chewed up ashy char man ptooey

i kept driving this morning towards the smoke, against my innate instincts to head in the opposite direction. it felt illicit, catching a glimpse of the smoking hole wherein lies town, pouring into th...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

jinxed gypsy

rant and rave under a lunatic sun and you will get sticky and sweat stenchy. But having discovered this, you invested in an industrial strength deoderant so wild animals can no longer smell you down w...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

displacement

She lost her omph. Watch her eyes slide blank; a camel's second eyelid fabricated from pain and shock, dull and glistening at the same time.
Posted by bean sprout armada on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST

if the sea weed starts to get up an pace about your living room...

In the event of strange happenings i sing along to the stereo, dance around my living room jigging and hop step-itty, brandishing cleaning supplies like claymores and nappy scottish dread locks. in th...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

car parts and cutlery

The avocado shag carpet weeps tears of mildewed toe nail clippings the carpet never sleeps just wears unevenly under the weight of pavement blackened feet on swaggering path to the bathroom...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

i can now legally own a gun and a cell phone....

much and nothing has changed again the world goes chameleon and i am standing in a subdivision where i swear i was standing in the forest moments ago. the rivers are low; i anticipate burning and...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

sometimes the reverse microwave sounds brilliant....

i exercised my demons.... and in the morning light i saw the most beautiful dresser i had ever seen, gleaming...... "time to move on" i keep telling myself this. this time it rings true like a finger ...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

all lost in the supermarket.....

It just occurred to me that i get paid to work for people who work for people "clients" to do something completely superflous. My bosses have college degrees in how to tell rich bastards what the...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:14:00 PST

best time in a long time

i got to see not one but 2 live musical performances. i dipped my feet in the ocean, got my toes all dirty and sandy. saw many people that i miss when i am in my mountain bungalow. it felt like summer...
Posted by bean sprout armada on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST