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Diego

Doughnuts, with the possibility of more doughnuts

About Me

I grew up in the cold otter caves of the north, fighting bears for my food and worshiping the cylinder god (Which I later found out was a pickle barrel). The cold harsh winters tempered and honed my coyote yip and wolf howl (never to be used simultaneously, especially in mixed company). I can paralyze a rabbit eight oaks deep with a flex of my vocal folds.When I was of age, the otters and coyotes slipped something in my drink and sent me on a tuckers tour of America till I lost my collar and, well, here I am... sans shots. I overcame the lockjaw and started looking for work, however, became despondent when the positions of town crier, fool and drunk were not only taken, but had waiting lists.

My Interests

Macintosh Computers, Yard sales, Flea markets, Antiques and Auctions. Film, Music, Books, Travel. Let's get down to it, there's very little that I don't have SOME interest in...

I'd like to meet:

An android with the power to grant wishes, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

Music:

Uakti, Pinback, Woggles, Dead Can Dance, Geinoh Yamashirogumi, Zap Mama, Arlo Guthrie, Atom & His Package, Roots, Air, Danny Elfman, Donovan, Man or Astroman?, Nine inch nails, They Might be Giants, Ventures, Ramones, Maria Callas, Residents, Mummies, Woody Guthrie, Cramps, DJ Shadow, Bach, Beethoven, Mussorgsky, Yoko Kanno, Flogging Molly, Tool, Southern Culture on the Skids, April March, Chumbawamba, The Cure, Curve, Faith no More, Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Early), Garbage, Gipsy Kings, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Richard Feynman, Freezepop, Gorillaz, Jerry Reed, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, The Notwist, Peaches, The Pixies, R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders, Redneck Greece DeLuxe, Songs:ohia, Tom Waits, The Troggs, The Who, Violent Femmes, Wanda Jackson, Weird Al, Public Enemy, The Sub Sonics, Hank Williams Sr. , Hank Snow, Johnny Horton and late night foreign short wave radio...

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Fight Club, Rushmore, Brazil, Alice's Restaurant, Blade Runner, Akira, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Tim Burton (Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Sleepy Hollow, Mars Attacks!, Ed Wood, Batman Returns, Edward Scissorhands, Beetle Juice, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Frankenweenie), Coen Brothers (The Man Who Wasn't There, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Hudsucker Proxy, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Raising Arizona, Blood Simple ), John Waters (Cecil B. DeMented, Pecker, Serial Mom, Hairspray, Polyester, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos), Lord of the Rings, Pixar (Toy Story 1 and 2, A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo, Monster's Inc. and all the shorts), La Traviata, Clarence Brown, Audrey Hepburn (Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina), Robin Williams, Monty Python, Casablanca, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ghost World, Wag the Dog, Pi, James and the Giant Peach, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 2001, A Clockwork Orange, Troll, Mash, Metropolis, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Alien, Goldie Hawn, Easy Rider, John Woo (Lashou shentan {Hard Boiled}, Die xue shuang xiong {The Killer}, Ying huang boon sik {A Better Tomorrow}, ), The Addams Family, The Breakfast Club... I should stop now.

Television:

Firefly, Futurama, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Frontline, Antiques Roadshow, Nova, Nature, Book TV, Mash, Kids in the Hall, The Muppet Show, Briscoe County Jr.

Books:

I have over 50'000 books... Most are for sale but I'm NOT naming titles OR Authors on any of them... Unless you're looking for one in particular? Order of preference... Literature, Science, History, Reference, Science Fiction... Richard Feynman, Molly Ivins & J.R.R. Tolkien are a good cross section