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Mal Mal

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

About Me

"I'm new wave but I'm old school, And my inner child is outward bound.I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace, So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, And from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve, Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet, Pushing the envelope."-George Carlin

My Interests


LIKES: delia jane and gretta, good music, black coffee, cuddling, my job, skirts, grey hair, swings, taking the long way home, cards, creeks, carnivals, pbr, royal club, peacocks, pandora.com, tulips, surprises, my family and friends, art (favorites: chuck close, jackson pollock, robert rauschenberg), thunderstorms at night, crossword puzzles, happy endings, being right

DISLIKES: the word "spatula"....it's supposed to be "spatuler," when people use people and don't admit it, when folks pronounce the "t" in "often", mom and dads calling each other "mom" and "dad", listening to people eat, not being on time, charlie horses, derogatory words, fish tanks, snakes, driving in the rain, wakes, closed minded folks, dr. phil, our president, and being wrong.

Music:

Queen, Otis Redding, Ryan Adams, Townes Van Zandt, My Morning Jacket, Roger Miller, Leonard Cohen, Radiohead, AC/DC, Morphine, M. Ward, Charlie Pride, Kimya Dawson, John Prine, Prince, Iron and Wine, Kasey Chambers, Jim Croce, Don Williams, Antony and the Johnsons, Avett Brothers, Morrissey, David Bowie, Willie Nelson, Beck, Chris Whitley, Jeff Buckley, Rilo Kiley, Ben E. King, Johnny Cash, Lionel Richie, Portishead, Doc Watson, The Winter Sounds, Devendra Banhart, Lynyrd Skynyrd,...

Movies:

American Beauty, Bad Education, Talk to Her, Me You and Everyone We Know, My Flesh and Blood, Eagle vs. Shark, Broken English, Thumbsucker, In America, 25th hour, Curly Sue, The Dog Problem, In The Name of The Father, Boogie Nights, Mermaids, Labyrinth, Junebug, High Tension, City of God, Annie Hall, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, most Christopher Guest mockumentaries, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Blazing Saddles, Love Liza, Dancer in the Dark, Run Lola Run...

Television:

"...That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows." But i do love trash in moderation.

Books:

present: "The Handy History Book"...because I relied on the public school system past: top 3...all by mr. palahniuk

Haunted (i cringed),

Choke (i laughed),

Invisible Monsters (i cried).

Heroes:

Brother, sister, and George.

My Blog

Tear JERKer

It has been a while since I have had a good cry....until a few minutes ago. George is dead.  What an ass. Ironically, I just started a list of lifelong goals. Meeting Mr. Carlin was among the mos...
Posted by Mal Mal on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:05:00 PST

you couldnt have said it better yourself

just watch, learn, and don't forget to laugh... ...
Posted by Mal Mal on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:26:00 PST