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Toon

I am here for Friends

About Me

Walk like I just won a raffle, dance like a brick and look a little like Brad Pitt from the back, with the lights off. Now settled back in Europe after many years in South East Asia

My Interests

Following the Mighty Newcastle United FC home and away HOWAY THA TOON. Also Enjoy Laughing at muppets from Sunderland.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, anything, any time, anywhere......I am notoriously unfussy

Music:

Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, Sham 69, Stiff Little Fingers, Ian Dury, current:- Strokes, White Stripes, also starting to get an appreciation for Rap music dunno where that came from...

Movies:

Apocalypse now, The Life of Brian, The Deer Hunter, Raging Bull, The Long Good Friday, Goodfellas, Blazing Saddles, Casino, Get Carter (the original), The Filth and the Fury, The GodFather (all of them), The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, The Usual Suspects, Taxi Driver.

Television:

Porridge, Two Ronnies, Monty Python, Fast Show, Match of the day, Fawlty Towers, Soccer am, Bo Selecta, Pheonix nights.

Books:

No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs - John Lydon, Englands Dreaming - John Savage, Who ate all the pies? - Micky Quin, Super Mac - Malcolm Macdonald,

Heroes:

Not in any order : - Jackie Milburn, Alan Shearer, Super Mac, Spike Milligan, Mohamed Ali, John Lydon, Steve Jones, Joe Strummer, Dee Dee Ramone, Keith Moon, Robert DeNiro, Peter Cook, John Cleese, Paul Whitehouse, Pele, Ian Dury.

My Blog

honest im still alive....

...I just have not been on here for a while so not ignoring anyone, some dickhead in a van ran a red light and totaled my car, along with various bits of my body, including my most important bit (drin...
Posted by Toon on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

Ungrateful, short sighted, back stabbing, lowlife, two faced arseholes

Statement released by Newcastle United at 10am on Monday 30th August 2004: AFTER a disappointing start to the Barclays Premier League season, the Directors of Newcastle United have informed Sir Bob...
Posted by Toon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Season so far....

FA Premiership 2004/05 14/08/04 Middlesborough 2 Newcastle United 2 (cheating smoggie bastards) Downing (73) Bellamy (14) Hasselbaink (90) ...
Posted by Toon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lets all laugh at Sunderland.....

What's the difference between a North West Water lorry and Kevin Phillip's school teacher? One's a water tanker, the other's taught a wanker. A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland's gro...
Posted by Toon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

America I would like to say sorry in advance...

As of Sunday 18th July I shall be on the other side of the pond for 15 days. Please lock up your daughters, wives, sisters, girl friends, in some cases Mothers, but your Granny should be ok though. I...
Posted by Toon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST