level 20 paladin of awesome

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people who invented:
Mr. Potato head
Fudgie the Whale
Funions
Short shorts
White Castle

And people:
Hariet Tubman (to play racquetball w/ her)
Abraham lincoln (to compliment his beard/ hat)
Alexander the Great (to see if he was a chump pussy fag)
Ghengis Khan (to clarify we have different last names)*
Aaron (cuz we're family)

* Note: Khan was actually a title as opposed to a name, bitches

I am 36% Idiot.
.. I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits. Take the
Idiot Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ross Kahn
Birthday: 4/27/91
Birthplace: Livingston, NJ
Current Location: North Caldwell (represent)
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: idk like 5'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Jewish (what are you gonna do about it, asshole)
The Shoes You Wore Today: new balance
Your Weakness: all my OCDs (my hair, mostly)
Your Fears: not being in control of serious situations
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, sometimes meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do well in school, perhaps get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i woke up again...when was the last time i ate?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes, maybe my hair
Your Bedtime: 10 PM schoolnights, 3 AM weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid and not worrying about anything
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cofee
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: i might have torrets
Do you Sing: only to myself and my dog or when i think no one is listening
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: wtf?
Do you think you are Attractive: depends
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, but i hope to change that
In the past month have you Smoked: never have, never will (unless emilie asks me to)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what fatass eats an entire box of oreos in one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i just had it like an hour ago
In the past month have you been on Stage: idt so
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i hope not
Ever been Drunk: si senor
Ever been called a Tease: i think so
Ever been Beaten up: if i did, i dont remember it
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something with computers/ writer
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: probably long
Height: my height
Weight: not a fatass, not anorexic. i like i little meat on them bones
Best Clothing Style: comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: not too many
Number of CDs I own: i genuienly dont care
Number of Piercings: i have none, on a girl....dont be like a giant iron loop
Number of Tattoos: i have none, idc on a girl
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuck you, survey

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You scored as Legends of the Hidden Temple,

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Kablam!

Rugrats

Double Dare

The Secret World of Alex Mack

Rocko's Modern Life

The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Ren & Stimpy

Clarissa Explains It All

Doug

Music:

Reel Big Fish
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Audioslave
.....Whatever i could go on, but i like 90s alternative rock the most, and i like GOOD rap, ska, techno, and most everything cept country

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead
Dogma
Bourne Identity
Blade
Mortal Kombat
I, Robot
etc...

Television:

G4TV
Comedy Central
Dicovery Channel
HBO
Movie channells

Books:

The Dark Materials
Clash of the Titans
Eragon
anything by Ned Vizzinni (Teen Angst, Naah.../ Be More
Chill/ It's Kind of a Funny Story)

Heroes:

Ken Kahn
My brother
Ned Vizzinni
all my uncles
my mom
my dog
emilie
the Khans
the Macabees
idk