Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS

About Me

THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are JUSTIN HILL and JOSH BRUTON. Former members of the Fort Worth, Texas-based comic chaos band THE QUITTERS, they were too lazy to carry the equipment, so they traded in their Strats for Standards to form an acoustic duo with an irreverent, perverse silliness that you must see in person to disbelieve. Featuring songs of sex and love and not having good luck with either, THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS harmonize through a stage show that rivals... well, nobody will sink low enough to be their rivals. THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are rocking & rolling their way to an epidemic of musical insanity. It's highly contagious, there is no cure, and they're coming to a stage near you.

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Member Since: 5/21/2007
Band Members: Justin Hill - Guitar, Vocals, Lighting Fires, Beer
Josh Bruton - Lead Guitar, Vocals, Changing Strings, Amateur Fire Fighter!
Influences: Death, Destruction, Chaos and Unicorns
Sounds Like: A screech owl and a car wreck combined with that noise you hear right before an Amber alert! mixed with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Bastards get some Podcast love!!

You read right. Our madness and general lack of manners has been put out for a larger, more national-type audience to ignore.Or not... You know we can't complain when the hits and news friends come t...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:06:00 PST

Bastards in Birmingham

So last week our heroes traveled back from a successful week's worth of shows in Birmingham, Alabama opening up for the lovely Jen Kober at a great comedy club called the Stardome. Everyone we m...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

THE B-TEAM

Well Folks, the BASTARDS have been hard @ work this week with 4 shows in 9 days before the trip to Birmingham next week. We've been filling in at the flying Saucer and the Moon for "Big" Mike Richards...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

"Life in Studio" Near Release!!

That's right kids! The BRAND NEW ALBUM "Life in Studio"featuring The Legitimate Bastards, Justin Hill and Josh Bruton has just wrapped and is on it's way to YOU!Eleven heart-stopping tracks that will ...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:30:00 PST

Rocking faces right off of peoples skulls !

When musical evil and discord rip through the night! When unsuspecting revelers cry out for justice from the tyranny of crappy music! When awful cover bands cancel on weary club owners with no notice!...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:36:00 PST

Justin and Josh Finally Get Their Own Myspace!

So we've finally gone and done it. This little venture has finally earned it's own Myspace. After literally years of dicking off and fucking around, we finally feel that this is a worthy enough projec...
Posted by Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:59:00 PST