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John Ferrigno: Year None!

About Me

First of all, I must thank my dear friend Mairead for "The House of Trampolines." It always makes me smile. take a bow! If you found yourself to this page, you probably have way too much free tme on your hands. might i suggest opening a book or slipping in a cd and listening to that instead? If you really MUST read on, then I guess you're looking for all kinds of interesting tidbits about me. You're bound to be disappointed, as most of my interests don't involve me leaving the apartment. I love music, all kinds. Most people say they listen to "all kinds" of music, but what they really mean is they listen to wahtever MTV tells them to, and they have an old copy of a Spice Girls cd they bought because they originally liked it, but are now to embarrasssed to admit it and keep it around because they claim it is "ironic." I am not one of those people. I listen to practically everything: I enjoy Jazz, opera, classical, Rock, Alternative, Heavy metal, Rap, R&B, vocal standards, country, punk, basically anything. i'll give anything a shot. movies are another passion of mine. My interests go from the silent era of the 20s up to modern times, with a lot of foreign films in the mix. I like all genres and have a great appreciation for certain directors. Woody Allen is a favorite of mine along with kevin Smith, Orson Welles, David Finch, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Chapln, and my all-time favorite, Akira Kurosawa. A weird quirk of mine is watching a movie over and over and over again. Once I really get into a movie, i like to see it several times over a short period of time and really get immersed in it. For example, when I got the DVD of "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" I watched it five times in a week. And that is hardly a record. I also have a huge interest in comic books. I read most of the stuff Marvel puts out, a certain DC titles, and some independant books that catch my eye. Today's average comic book fan is a middle aged adult and the comic book industry has matured to meet this. Most of the stories now are much more complex than they used to be and the characters are much more fully developed. Some of the best fiction being written today is of the comic book variety. Which is a sadly overlooked fact. Lastly, I write. I don't say i love to write, because I don't. As the saying goes "I hate to write,but love to have written." That sums me up. I mostly write comic book scripts and am working on some movie screenplays, and I also write idiotic things to amuse myself and my friends. Some of which may be on here. i don't really remember. Anything else you want to know, just ask.

Your Political Profile


Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 75%
Robin 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Hulk 55%
Superman 50%
Catwoman 45%
Iron Man 45%
Supergirl 43%
The Flash 40%
Wonder Woman 38%
Batman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

Music, creative writing, reading, comic books, movies, stand-up comedy. Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!)
You are a black dragon! Master of the shadows and nightmares. People claim you to be evil but you're just misunderstood. You just want to be alone.
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You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test Which Mystical creature are you bound to? (cool pictures!Finished!!!)
You are a gargoyle. You are powerful and tough. You can turn into stone to fool your foes and you are often used to guard places such as Cathedrals and Parliment buildings. You keep out evil with your strength, though you tend to be alone. Not many people take the time to get to know you, and they fear your prescence. You are often seen as respectable and courageous. People rely on you to protect them and you are feared and respected by many. Good job!
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DESTRUCTION.You are DESTRUCTION of the Endless. Despite your name you are rather a philanthropist. You are very independant and enjoy the small things, although your dark side can be called upon when needed.
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I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)

An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60%
Deanna Troi 50%
Jean-Luc Picard 45%
Geordi LaForge 45%
Worf 45%
Will Riker 40%
Data 36%
Spock 34%
Beverly Crusher 30%
Uhura 30%
Mr. Sulu 30%
James T. Kirk (Captain) 30%
Chekov 30%
Mr. Scott 25%
Leonard McCoy (Bones) 25% Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed,
and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable.
That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you
were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first
episode you appeared in.
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What Common Breed of Dog Are You?
Bulldog
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Music:

Wagner, Verdi, Puccini, Rossini, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Alice Cooper, Nine Inch Nails, Jeff Beck, Tori Amos, Tool, They Might Be Giants, The Roots, Jussi Bjorling, Maria Callas, Miles Davis, john coltrane, Hank Mobley, Sonny Rollins, Paul Chambers, Wes Montgomery, Elton john, Dead Milkmen, Yo Yo Ma, Beethoven, Dj T-Rock, Max Roach, Sonny Rollins, The Velvet Underground, Juliette and the Licks, Incubus, Run-DMC, ummmmm, like a million others.

Movies:

True Romance, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Children of Men, Infernal Affairs, A Better Tomorrow, Seven Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Akira, Citizen Kane, Rashomon, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, March of the Penguins, This is Spinal Tap, Sin City, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Incedibles, Kill Bill, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Pan's Labyrinth, Face/Off, Se7en, Fight Club,

Television:

The writer's strike is over! Boston Legal is back. Lost has returned! Bones is on the air again. Saturday Night Live is back on. All is right with the world.

Books:

High Fidelity, The Tao of Pooh, the Te of Piglet, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, About a Boy, Have a Nice Day!, American Scream, Wagner Without Fear, Verdi With a Vengeance, Puccini With a Passion, Silent Bob Speaks, Everything I Really Needed to know I learned in Kindergarten, Without Feathers, Naked Pictures of Famous People, and a whole lot of graphic novels.

Your result for The Watchmen Personality Type Test...

Nite-Owl

You are outwardly altruistic yet neurotically obsessed.Whether through a priveldged background or being just plain naieve, you try to act as a morally conscious individual while never fully attempting to understand the harsher sides of reality, torn between contemplating your own identity and being a good person.Though compassionate and honourable, you suffer from an incomplete personality and your unresolved neurosis border on the egomanical leaving you in the dark.

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Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Neil Gaiman, Kevin Smith, Andy Kauffman, Mick Foley, Akira Kurosawa, Donald Westlake, Lao Tzu, John Woo, Woody Allen, Larry David. Just to name a few.

My Blog

Jimmy Page's 20 Greatest Led Zeppelin Guitar Solos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PNsoC1ExU Saw this vid on Youtube. Whoever did it did a great job!...
Posted by Ambush John on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:41:00 PST

Who Watches the Watchmen?

http://johnvferrigno.wordpress.com/check it out!
Posted by Ambush John on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:08:00 PST

To all the Voters.....

Check out my blog on the upcoming election:http://johnvferrigno.wordpress.com/Let the Hate Mail begin!
Posted by Ambush John on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:19:00 PST

cheap plug again

the new place to check out what I may have to say (and I may actually update this one!)http://johnvferrigno.wordpress.com/
Posted by Ambush John on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:20:00 PST

Angela’s Book is now published!

Taking a page out of Rick’s playbook, it’s time for some Shameless Self promotion. Well, not really self, as it has nothing to do with me.My wife illustrated a children’s book, which...
Posted by Ambush John on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

The Dreaming

Come visit my new city!http://the-dreaming.myminicity.comDamn you Holly!!!
Posted by Ambush John on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST

My job sucks. and they can prove it!

A few months ago, everybody at my job was asked to fill out a survey about our feelings toward our job. Those of you who have talked to me on a regular basis know that I hate my job. Like, really fuck...
Posted by Ambush John on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

Massive Conspiracies....

I've decided that there is a massive conspiracy going on in not only this country, but the entire world. There are certain people who we, as a race of people, have gotten together and have basically d...
Posted by Ambush John on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:09:00 PST

So great......

So if there was ever any doubt that i should be getting married to Angela, it was erased today. For those of you who don't know, she works in the Human Resources department for a construction compan...
Posted by Ambush John on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

Flowers for John

Remember the book "Flowers for Algernon" by Daniel keyes? If not, here's a really brief synopsis: Charlie is this retarded guy who works as a janitor in a factory. There is a scientific procedure that...
Posted by Ambush John on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:31:00 PST