Hi, you've reached the Life of Joe. Welcome to my little fox hole on the internet.
About me. I'll sum this up. I once told a friend of mine named John Vincent Ferrigno. Who, for all intents and purposes, shall remain nameless. Or referred to as Ongiffef Tnecniv Nhoj. ANyways, I told my good buddy that my ego has grown to planetary proportions. His reply?
"It shrunk?"
...Oh yeah. It hasn't. Sorry.
I'm loud when I want to be. Obnoxious when I have to be. Hey, SOMEONE has to put the FUN in funeral.
If I could, I would climb K-2 just to shout my name at the top of the world as loud and as long as possible. Until I pass out from the thin air.
Other times I'm usually quiet, laid back and very reserved. I'm a tad tough to get to know. But once people get to know me, you can never forget me.
I'm an excellent listener. It's what I do. People come to me with their worldly problems and vent to their hearts content. I listen and try to help as best I can.
I consider myself a force of nature when I want something. Nothing ever stops me from getting what I want. I give it my all with everything I do. Some people say I try too hard. Well, I say it's better to give it your all rather than do a half-assed job.
The best advice Kevin Smith ever gave to anyone: "Just take a fucking chance."
I enjoy writing. Granted I have to be in a particular mood to write. But when I do write, it's usually some very interesting stuff.
I love to laugh. Listening to comedy and making people laugh. If you don't know who Bill Hicks is. Goodness, gracious do I have some material via youtube for you to take a gander at.
I'm a very passionate person about the things that I love.
People call me a pessimist. Well, a pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist. I don't do drama. I find it to be a waste of time that people can't grow and evolve beyond the high school scene. You're in the real world now, children, time to grow up.
I adore science fiction. Something about dreaming of electric sheep always fascinated me.
If you've looked me over once and deemed me unnessessary for your friendship/attention. Take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself what makes you so much better than I.
