The Hand That Wore A Hat (part twelve) |
We trotted away from the giant bumblebees taking great care not to tread on any wings or antennae. I felt irritated being in the company of Cedric again, especially as he'd pretended to be a horse for...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:27:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part eleven) |
The nearest bus shelter was uselessly doughy so when the four of us lunged at it rather than create breakages we merely kneaded the shape of it. "This is a duck-bread bus shelter" moaned the owl, thro...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:45:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part ten) |
The horse and I went out into the street and skulked down a nearby alley, smoking. The owl and the rabbit tumbled behind with their lit cigarettes. The owl's accordion dangled between his wings and wh...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:08:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part 9) |
The horse stared silently into the rain for an age. I couldn't determine whether he was lost in thought or just buying time to make a decisive move on the chessboard. A boom of thunder shook him from ...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:28:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part 8) |
I went with the horse to a decrepit part of the city and we went to the top of the rickety glum stairs of a murky building to the chess club in the attic. It was hard work for the horse negotiating hi...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:18:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part seven) |
I clambered over Cedric's head and went out into the street again. It seemed unlikely I was going to get home this late in the day so I thought about accommodation. But seeing as I was low in funds I ...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part six) |
I strode up the pavement. There were no carlephants in this region but motorised spiders with giant protruding sails and rudders. I caught sight of Cedric across the road. He was well-bruised even tho...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part five) |
We spent our honeymoon in the chalet of a very dull conurbation. We went to bed and dozed off without any mischief-making as neither of us were into that sort of thing.But in the early hours of the mo...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:21:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part four) |
We took a turning and the non-elephant driver shrieked "Shit that was a wrong-turn! We're in China now. Again!"He grimaced bearing all nineteen of his teeth and stopped the carlephant. "We'll have to ...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:46:00 PST |
The Hand That Wore A Hat (part 3) |
I sat in the front with the elephant. Cedric and the mermaids in the back."Thank you for the lift" I said."Really?" replied the elephant "You're not just saying that?""No. I don't think I am" The carl...
Posted by Fear and Rain on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:28:00 PST |
