Buffy the Vampire Slayer, filling my front yard with tasteless holiday decorations, snow skiing, jumping out of airplanes with my hair on fire.
Performing minor maintenance tasks on modern automobiles and saving thousands of dollars.
MILFs
IQ higher than their body temperature. 40 or 50 points over body temp rates a big bonus; MENSA membership cancels the bonus.
High level of intolerance for pop culture norms.
Willing to decorate their front yard with REAL cadavers on Halloween.
Has seen "Office Space" and has snorted beer out their nose because of it.
Has met more than one true international celebrity and was basically NOT impressed by it.
death metal, early Ozzy, Zappa, Iron Butterfly
Clockwork Orange, Alien, The Emperor's New Groove
Naked Lunch, Nova Express, Cities of the Red Night, Junkie