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Maria Feletti

Stupid bastards.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Hi Im your video DJ

I always talk like Im wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
My job is to help destroy
Whats left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
So dont create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll!

My Interests

Music; Photography; Films; Books; General Escapism; Germany; Italy; Eastern Europe; Singing; Night; Uscire Con Gli Amici; Autumn; Fire; House Parties; Caffeine; Military Insignia; Bass guitar; Metropolis; Foreign Languages; Any Green Beverage; My Violin; Transvestites; Loling and Rofling; Sushi; Vintage Cars; Clothes; Schadenfreude; The Lexmobile; Spontaneity; Being Nocturnal; Self-sufficiency; Piano Concerti; Flying; Old Buildings; Talking; Endorphins; Pacman; Kohl Eyeliner; Lindor Easter Eggs; Gothic & Baroque Art & Architecture

Leather Trousers; Misogynists; Extensions aka Gulag Hair; Diseases Of The Rich; Bad Spelling & Grammar; Holier-than-thous; Players; Fake Tan; Emu Kids; Les Nouveaux Riches; Selling Out; Speed Bumps; Clothes Hangers; Gyorgy Ligeti; Stupid People With Power; Stupid People In General?; Motorbikes; Too Much Tequila; My Chemical Romance make me vomit

I'd like to meet:


Sorry Vicky, yes I did steal this from you.
My childhood heroes

Music:


THE DEFINITIVE LIST!
Rammstein, Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, Pearl Jam, Faith No More, Queen Adreena, The Prodigy, Flogging Molly, Bikini Kill, Muse, Pantera, Refused, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Distillers, Nirvana, We Are Scientists, System Of A Down, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, The White Stripes, Slayer, Cream, Rasputina, The Black Dahlia Murder, Blur, Korn, Enter Shikari, The Beatles, Disturbed, ¡Forward Russia!, Metallica, Zombina And The Skeletones, British Sea Power, Screaming Trees, In Flames, Kraftwerk, Lamb of God, Dead Kennedys, Radiohead, Sex Pistols, The Dead 60s, The Clash, Rachmaninov, Vaughan Williams, Purcell, Shostakovich, Vivaldi, Prokofiev, Stravinsky, Saint-Saëns, Mozart, Bach, Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Craig Armstrong, Klezmer Music, Plainsong. I like more, but they're my favourites.

Movies:

Quills, Gladiator, Moulin Rouge, Amadeus, Team America, Nightmare Before Christams, School of Rock & Love Actually as the cinematic equivalent of comfort food, Some Kind Of Monster, Bulworth, Little Miss Sunshine, French, German and Italian films esp Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Goodbye Lenin, Cinema Paradiso & Il Postino, Walk The Line, Heathers

Television:

Monty Python, Blackadder, Nighty Night, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Bill Bailey, Ab Fab, QI, Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

Books:

The Aeneid = my bible, Courtney Love's biography, Roman literature (esp Ovid & Plautus), Greek comedy, Day Of The Triffids, First Love - Turgenev, Under Milk Wood, Lolita, Animal Farm, General Romanticism, 20th century plays (esp Ibsen)

Heroes:

Ovid, Marquis de Sade, Stephen Fry, Vladimirs Nabokov & Ashkenazy, Condi (the achievements, not political beliefs), Rosa Luxemberg, Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Courtney Love, Liza Minelli, Babs Streisand, George Orwell, Dali, Leni Riefenstahl, Triumph the Dog, Gary from Team America

My Blog

Some beauteous things

* Duvet days * Pearl Jam * Porridge and my hoodie on a cold winter's morn * First Love by Ivan Turgenev * Derek Acorah live at the Empire oh yes * Che and Lex = working girls Feb 2007 * Hotride -...
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

Unholy Alliance

Was super-fun. Best gig I've been to, after Rammstein. These are my pics for those of you unfortunate people who were not there... Messing round in the car before... Yeah, sorry kids, we mi...
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

Stalker application

BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair:Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:   What Do You Think Of My...Choice of wallpaper:Family:Neighbours:Percentage of recyclable materials in my household waste:Househo...
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

DILFs

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Posted by An Ode To No-One on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

The Emo Throughout History

The Emo Throughout History The first documented record of emo was in "Amores" by the Roman poet Ovid. In this work, we find phrases such as "Uror, et in vacuo pectore regnat Amor" - "I am on...
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

Donington baby!

Ohhh my Lordi, this time next week I'll have seen Metallica live. Can't believe Donington is 5 days away. Yes I'm a lucky biatch, but to be fair I paid for my own ticket. Hmmm, how to get home though....
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:15:00 PST

TRIVIUM!!!!!!!!!

Hey kids, I went to see Trivium on Friday night and it was THE best gig ever (tied with Rammstein obviously). Miss Pips and I were standing and we managed to push our way to one row from the front; I ...
Posted by An Ode To No-One on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:18:00 PST