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Bumtouch von Rimjaw

My mother wouldn't like that

About Me

Hello everyone. My name is Joe. People call me Big Joe, Joey Rimjaw, or "that dickhead who is always in the pub" most of the time. I like to think that I am a nice person. Some people will disagree though.
I fucking LOVE Motorhead.
I spend most of my time playing guitar or in work. I'll admit, my job is awesome. I work in a residential home for adults with learning difficulties and disabilities. They're really nice people. Unfortunately, I don't work there as much as I would like to which means I am nearly always short of cash and bored quite a lot too, but I can't seem to find a second job so meh, I'll just wait for the hours to go up until I go to uni. Speaking of which, i am going to John Moores university in February 2009 to study general adult nursing on a 3 year course, then hopefully doing a 1 year crossover course into mental health nursing. Not sure what I'll do after that. Maybe go for paramedics.
I currently play guitar in 2 bands, even though we never practise with one of them! I ply rhythm guitar and write most of the songs for Rimjaw, and I play rhythm guitar and do lead vocals for Nicely Lashed. I really enjoy the feeling of being on a stage and playing songs that I have written or helped to write in front of lots of people. The feeling is awesome!
My friends are fookin awesome! I wouldn't be the person I am today without them. The closest ones are John, Madz, Caitlyn, Eleri, Luke, Mark and Rawsy. Legendary guys, all of them.
I really enjoy drinking and getting pissed, but I don't really touch drugs any more. Apart from the occasional, very rare spliff. If you're ever trying to find me and I'm not at home, go to The Magazine, Peggy Gadfly's or the Swan. That is where you're most likely to find me.
That sums up my life in general. If you would like to know anything else, ask me, or come for a drink with me somewhere. Laters!
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My Interests

I enjoy: Beer, Death metal, writing tunes, gigging, working in... well... my work, tea, going for a jog about half 7 in the morning and sitting on my doorstep with a ciggy afterwards, bacon butties, goin to my dads, Epiphone Explorer guitars.

I do not enjoy: closed-minded people, liars, drugs (except a bit of weed occasionally), MCR, being poor

I'd like to meet:

LEMMY, Luke Kenny, Glen Benton, Barry White [RIP], Proof [RIP], Chris Tarrant, Jamey Jasta, Wayne Static

Music:

AC/DC, Airbourne, Akercocke, At The Gates, Behemoth, THE BERZERKER, Black Label Society, Barry White, CARCASS, Cannibal Corpse, Cathedral, Clutch, D12, David Jordan, Deicide, Decapitated, Faith No More, Hatebreed, Hayseed Dixie, Hate Eternal, Head Carnage, Judas Priest, Kringspiertyfus, Kreator, Led Zeppelin, MOTORHEAD, Master, Megadeth, Morbid Angel, Necrophagist, Napalm Death, Opeth, Ozzy Osbourne, PANTERA, Queen, River Freshney, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, Turisas, Vader, Xzibit, Zakk Wylde. MORE TO COME!!!

Movies:

Green Street
Gangs of New York
The Spongebob Movie
The 51st State
The Machinist
Children Of Men
City of God

Television:

American Dad
Green Wing
Father Ted

Books:

Tom Sharpe is one of my favourite writers ever. As are David Gemmell and David Baldacci. Read anything by them, especially David Baldacci - The Camel Club. Also I like Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy of 5.

Heroes:

Lemmy, Jim Royle, Captain Spaulding, Father Jack

My Blog

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: » Eyes: » Face: » Hair: » Clothes: » Mannerisms: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF :» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you...
Posted by Bumtouch von Rimjaw on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

23/01/2008

Well, I have decided it's that time of my life to recap whats happening at the moment and see how things are in general in my world.   First of all, the most important thing, family. In all hones...
Posted by Bumtouch von Rimjaw on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:03:00 PST

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why do you want to be my girl/boyfriend?are you a top or bottom?what are your hobbies?favorite music?do you fuss over looking good? would you fuss over me looking good?favorite color? play any instrum...
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