Alreet?! I'm Lorna, an odd, eclectic gal. I have the fastest banter this side of the Clyde. How good's a cheeky bit 'o banter?! I love to spout shite with folk. People know me as that mad bint with the mad chat. Chances are if you're the same, I'll fucking love you.
I am extremely sarcastic and about as subtle as a brick to the face. I talk like a ned but I cant help it, ken. I swear at least once per sentence and I fucking love to swear, but it doesn't mean I have a shit vocabulary. I KEN BIG WORDS. GODDAMN.
I love my lush boyfriend, my amaze friends and talking pish with said folk. I am a great friend and a bad enemy. I cant stand falseness. I hate boxes....don't categorise, be individual. Really what's the problem? So fucking what if you don't like their style or music, they probably don't like yours. A life where we're all the same...nahhh. Who the fuck gave you the right to judge?! You can love rock but still like STEPS, tragedy!? Maybe.
I'm proper amazing in a crisis and can hold my own in an argument. I dont know when to shut up sometimes, and if you're lucky, you'll not be on the receiving end of my tongue.....I can be a right harsh cow at times. So many folk hold back in their opinions and in themselves. FOOK THAT. If someone needs telt, i'll tell them. I'm a straight down the line kinda gal. I've no time for folk who fuck about or have no opinion. I am not a bitch, however! Im a nice lassie really! Unless you like to feel up budgies or something. Then you can leave plskthnx.
Sexy handbags and dangerously high stilettos make me sodden.
I love to dance like a loon - I can shake it like a polaroid picture SUCKAH. I dance like no one's watching....and like everyone's watching.
I live to laugh, laughing til you think your lungs will burst and you cant breathe, and your sides hurt but you wanna laugh MORE.
I love inside jokes and mini fish suppers and chunky beads and adding French words to conversations and ebay and mini skirts with funky boots and bunnets at a jaunty angle and crisps and baggy jeans with tight tees and massive chebs and YER MAW.
I hate everything and everyone else.
I am fabulous with a capital EFF.
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