i aint on crack, fool! im straight up crazy!

dj jambo twothousandandsix, painting my nails and picking it off a few days later, STRONGBOW, dancing as soon as i wake up to the finest choon, expressing my love for the boaby, my rocky and iHEARTny hoody, subway salads in kelvingrove park, inside jokes, false eyelashes, london, guilford massive, getting food out from your teeth with your tongue - it's dead satisfying, eh!, space raider crisps, jive talking, 'oh it's the clyde shipyards!', bucky, h&m, new look shoes, my mum thinking she's cool, only fools and horses, partick, mexican waves, classic biscuits, gabbing to folk in the queue at subclub, sexual stretches, primark jumble sales, chas n' dave, asbo disco RIP, doctor john dorian, walking in time to the tempo, doing the running man dance in st vincent street, my brown leather jacket, embracing my bingo wings, my bambi necklace, vitalic raves at 8AM, dancing the same way to every song, cooling sprays in Optimo, drinking in George Square, incessant singing, telling people I don't know I pure love them, shouting mongrel renegade in queues, inviting people into my pants, HOODY HOO, having glow stick wars, pissing in the bush with badgers, raving in 24hour shops, sushi, spatula porn, lapdances to Paolo Nutini, when I run out of...I'd rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost on buses, losing my voice to Disco 2000, asking people kindly not to rape me, agreeing to parties then KO'ing after 20 minutes, eyes like the sunrise, giving it YALDY on different and sometimes inappropriate occasions, complaining when I can't lead when ballroom dancing, riding on lions, running around George Square to keep warm, MC bob, comparing everything to a Twiglet, Michael Aspel reoccurring in drinking games and that.