Jason - ProfilesArchive

About Me

After graduating from College with an Art degree,and bouncing around from job to job, I ended up with the one job I swore I would never do, accounting.Nothing against accountants, but when I tell people what I do I either get "I would have never have guessed that", or they say "Oh" and it's a major buzzkill,or they want me to do their taxes.Little do they know I am no good at doing my own.Sometimes I wonder if I would be better off making something up like I'm an eco-terrorist,I steal people's mail, or I take advantage of the elderly.In case the FBI did a search and came across my profile those things are more of a hobby than a job.Kidding.Laugh.Please Laugh. I've lived all over the Greater Boston area with a brief stint in Rockville Maryland.I don't know if they were talking about MD but they were right when they sang Don't go back to Rockville.If you want to end a friendship real fast take your married friends invitation to move in with them. Riding a fixed gear through the city streets of Boston is the last vestige of outlawdom left on the East Coast.It's Freedom, Power, and the best way to stick it the man.

My Interests

Practicing guitar,nachos,playing frisbee and other sports that you can do with a beer in your hand, Boobs, being a blight on society,and general mayham and assorted evil.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who are open minded mellow and like to booze it up.And I wouldn't mind connecting with old friends lost.

Music:

Grandaddy, Link Wray, The Man in Black(R.I.P), Death Vessel, Yo La Tengo, Bon Scott era AC/DC, Built To Spill, Ramones, Johnny Thunders,The immortal Clash, Mission of Burma, Scrawl, Patsy Cline, Billie Holiday, Misfits, Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, The Knitters, Flipper, Devo, Pernice Brothers, The Postal Service, The Magnetic fields, Unrest, Flin Flon, Minutemen.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Big Lebowski,Harold and Maude(it may be a cliche but it's a good f-ing movie), Ninja Scroll, Fifth Element, We Jam Econo the story of the Minutemen,Ed Wood.

Television:

Adult Swim, Simpsons, Battlestar Galactica, Meet The Press, Greater Boston, Frontline, American Experience PBS Rocks.

Books:

I am Legend, Please Kill Me, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72'

Heroes:

Hunter Thompson, Dee Dee Ramone, Boris Badanoff, Wil. E. Coyote, My Mom.

My Blog

What country are we at war with...

...that makes Calamine Lotion.It's not summer unless I get Poison Ivy as I've had it pretty much every summer since I was 16.But since it is late August I thought I escaped it...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

5-0 a-go-go!

I just saw the Police at Fenway and they rocked! It was an absolutely amazing show, and if anyone has any inkling to see the police rob, steal, cheat, lie, plunder, pila...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Liquor store humor?

My friend Janeen and I are buying some booze at a Liquor store in Rhode Island.It sounds like a set up to a joke but it's not.While were in line we see a Dad almost shak...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

Rub me Bicycle chronicles Vol. 2

Please rub me as a bird took a shit on me today so apparently I am full of good luck.I was turning off of washington street around government center and this bird just unloade...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST

What does it mean when...

Tonight I was walking a friend to her car, and we passed a couple of guys hanging out on the sidewalk.A few steps after we passed them, a crumbled up paper or thin cardboard, comes f...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

Bicycle Chronicles Vol. 1

Not to bitch, but I have decided to start chronicling my misadventures on my bicycle for whatever their worth.Rather than add my accident history and countless near...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:13:00 PST