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Bill Skins Fifth started in 203 B.C. in a little wooden shack used for mummification by a tribe of invisible pygmys. When they unwittingly set Grim loose of his prison of flame, he enveloped them all in his trappings of sin and created Willis. On they rocked until 1982 A.D. when they were taken captive by Don Henley and forced to listen to "All She Wants To Do Is Dance" until their brains turned to mint flavored whitening toothpaste.
In 3849 A.D., E-Moto, Conquerer of Worlds Beyond, traveled back in time with his powers of reallity bending and retreived the founders of The Fifth from the evil clutches of Don Henley(drinks his own pee), and brought them forward to the year 40583 A.D. Here they did battle with the soul-crushing machine that had encompassed the earth with naked pictures of Bob Sagget, and won, thank BSF! But on the way down the machines banished The Fifth, and cursed them to the chaos realm of anti-time.
Floundering like a fish in a Faith No More video, The Fifth tried every trick they knew. Until Grim, being a creature of the chaos plane, found the Dan, The Man, Weaver and forced him to give up the secret of time. The secret was found in 2005 A.D., and with unyeilding force, and great vulgarity, The Fifth now protects the secret at all costs.
Now, Bill Skins Fifth is scratching out a meager exsistance in Southern Oregon, producing it's own records, making it's own t-shirts, booking it's own shows in a humble attemt to teach the world of this time that there is indeed hope for us. And that hope is Bill Skins Fifth!
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