Abusing tourists, shadow dancing in packed clubs, FIRE!!, the smell of wet concrete, jellyfish, emergency room stories, rooftop doodling, annoying myself, bouncing on hotel beds, diaphinisation, plastination, krylon, calaveras, tea rose, horns, peacock feathers, leather, tallow candles, Being Surly, tittie bars, parliaments, anomalies, deformation,
moleskine notebooks,
labradorite, rottweilers, lychee nuts, drunken spanish, muscle cars, dirty basslines, nostril excavation, plotting, parkour, climbing poles, suicide doors, knives, power lines, water towers, making noise, making stuff, religious art (not religion), taxidermy, fucked up old houses, painting, epiphanies, conclusions, perfect moments...and learning how to keep my head out of my ass, one day at a time. .
Observing quietly.
Things I Dig:
I'd like to meet:
A skag baron named Savage Henry.
Failing that, Whip Wielding Criminal Masterminds. Only lackeys, droogs and sidekicks add people they don't know without saying hello first....
Can somebody make all these people have had sex about thirty years ago, so I can find their love child and duct tape it to my floor?
Also...I know this is asking a LOT, but how many people out there actually KNOW the difference between:
their/they're/there
to/too
its/it's
your/you're
??????
I want to meet ALL of you (Great spelling and creative punctuation gives me a [proverbial] hard-on).
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Music:
Parliament/Funkadelic, Dj Assault, Mike Patton, Django Reinhardt, The Slits, Nina Simone, Anti-Nowhere League, Cymande, Fear, Dillinger Escape Plan, Charlie Haden, Praxis, Detroit Cobras, Kool Keith, Bad Brains, Eartha Kitt, Iggy and the Stooges, Goblin, Barry White, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Eddie Hazel, Children of Bodom, Billie Holliday, Ministry, Otep, Jaco Pastorius, Roy Ayers, Grace Jones, Jamiroquai, Shostakovich, Erik Satie, Exodus, Black Sabbath, Stevie Wonder, JA, A Tribe Called Quest, Dj Quik,Slayer, Paris, Public Enemy, Leonard Cohen, Muse, Black Flag, Cowboy Junkies, The Boswell Sisters, Al Jolson, Pharcyde, Zion I, Circle Jerks, The Sonics, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Mc Overflo, Chk!Chk!Chk!, David Bowie, The Roots, Frederic Fuckin Chopin, De La Soul, Betty Wright.....
Movies:
The King of Hearts, Shogun Asassin, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Imprint, Ichi the Killer, Intolerance, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nightmare before Christmas (I have a severe jack and sally problem), Candy, Mirror Mask, Dirty Harry, The Forbidden Zone, City of God, Full Metal Jacket, High Tension(Thanks Mac), Scarlet Diva, Legend, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Cool Hand Luke, The Apple, Requiem for a Dream, Bangkok Dangerous, Audition, Shaolin Master Killer, Drunken Master, Lone Wolf and Cub series, The Good The Bad And the Ugly, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...ummm.....I could keep going. .indefinitely.
Television:
Don't much like it.
Real life is usually more interesting to watch...
I can't remember the last time I wrote about a tv show...
Commercials are probably the only things that embarrass me.
Books:
This is some of my favorite reading: Weetzie Bat, Perfume, Etiquette for Outlaws, The Heart is Deceitful above all Things, The Twits, MICHAEL XAVIER, Ramona The Pest, Neuromancer, Jim Morrisons Adventures in the Afterlife, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Holy Fire, Naked Lunch, AmphiGorey 1 and Too, Please Kill Me, Heavy Weather, LOTR, Como Agua Para Chocolate, Henry Rollins, Snow Crash, Cruddy, The Metamorphosis, Animal Farm, Kabuki, Harry Potter(All of em...literary crack),Tank Girl,The Maxx, Shadow over Innsmouth, The Garden of Abdul Gasazi, East of the Sun and West of the Moon, Elouise, Charlie and the Chocolate factory (and the glass elevator)...Some old pulp book called Passion Plot that I read when I was five..
Heroes:
Doc Holliday, Kakihara, Bonanza Jellybean, Gmork, Cytheria, Aaron The Moor, Paddy Mack, Dr. Teeth, Yer Mom, My Dad.
