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dan

time to hustle!

About Me

somebody had to say it, and yeah, i really mean it:

i make lots of art and music and i fucking love it. i'm eternally optimistic. why? because i think i have things figured out pretty well these days. i like absurd humor and tasteless jokes but not because of a mean spirit: i'm a sweetheart. but i do like brutal honesty and i would rather be spared the sugar water if it doesn't really run out of the well that way. i try to live life passionately. i trust my gut quite a bit. i don't let fear determine things for me. i think everybody should really lower their defenses a little bit and have some faith in the goodness of other people. and if you're not a good person, well, start being one, you jackass. all kinds of awesome shit happens when people work with each other instead of against each other. following from that, i can't stand territorial natures in people or animals. i'm a problem solver and believe i could make or do just about anything with the right tools. kind of like macguyver. i do like making things a whole lot. i would make a great desert island companion. we would be living in style for sure. i'm also unusually patient and sincere, which people equate to pickiness, and maybe they're right, but i think britt said it best- "you gotta feel it." i just think i have a good idea of what i want, so why bother with anything else? oh and i don't like to bullshit on the telephone. if it's going to be a conversation, let's do it in person.
this year i'll be finishing my big project. it's called yes means yes and it'll be an album, some art, and some performances. read more by clicking one of these links . add it to your friends if you like what i'm doing. when i first came up with it, i was hoping it would change my life. it already has. next up: more positive change. i've said this before: i'll gladly bet everything on this project. i think it's something really special and i hope you do too.
"We have to be guided by the facts; and if the facts seem incredible as they do we have first of all to assure ourselves that they are facts, and then conclude that there is a department of knowledge to which we have as yet not got the key." - Sir Oliver Lodge
ambiguity is ok.
Did you see this stuff yet?
If not, what are you waiting for?

my new yes means yes project- right now there are acoustic demos of songs:
myspace page | website
art- see paintings and more, read about what they mean, etc:
website here
mellotron & keyboards- i have been filling in with my friends in the awesome {Philistine!}
myspace page
my original/old/possibly future solo project- it's called DG8K, i do everything here, sing, play guitars, play drums, produce it, etc:
click here for whole album, FREE
playing drums- for a couple of years i played drums and did production in The Karabal Nightlife:
website | myspace page
singing- i used to sing in my old band Fan Fiction:
website | (the myspace page got taken down, what the fuck?)
you can try to IM me but i'm never on -- itsthenewdan

My Interests

music shows, making art, barhopping, making rock and roll, impromptu adventures, brutal honesty, meeting new people, comedy at my own expense, teaching myself how to do new things, whiskey and wine and other alcohols, tea, elaborate ploys, dreams, neuroscience, nature, staying in shape, aesthetics, people who aren't all uptight and shit, following my intuition, the visceral

I'd like to meet:

oh come on, this is no place to meet people...

bands, don't randomly add me. 99% of you are annoying.

and don't add me if you don't intend to at least send me a message or something. why even bother otherwise?

Music:

pavement, the who, spoon, brmc, dinosaur jr, velvet underground, bowie, fugazi, rolling stones, neil young, trackstar, elliott smith, queens of the stone age, pink floyd, autolux, nirvana, al green, jeff buckley, serge gainsbourg, mclusky, zombies, czars, zeppelin, natural history, hendrix, guided by voices, yeah yeah yeahs, cars, olivia tremor control, ween, 90's radiohead, t.rex, big star, blood brothers, modern lovers, kinks, strokes, the 88, ac/dc, stereolab, pinback, mars volta, compulsive gamblers, reigning sound, donovan, el ten eleven, stevenson ranch davidians, neutral milk hotel, giant drag, breeders, jicks, air, white stripes, earlimart, blonde redhead, nas, the la's, doors, wesley willis, mellowdrone, pixies, pj harvey, clientele, ambulance ltd, wilco, john lennon, arcade fire, doves, carla bruni, alpha, brazilian girls, os mutantes, caetano veloso, gilberto gil, black keys, tapes n' tapes, a.a. bondy, and of course my own bands

not bright eyes (john vanderslice beats him at his own game, and it ain't my favorite game anyway), not whatever dance rock band is using keyboards tastelessly this week or ever. not that fucking terrible screamo bullshit. there's lots of stuff i can't stand though...

Movies:

stranger than fiction was good, the borat movie, ))((, anything todd solondz makes, david lynch stuff, kurosawa, willard, network, true romance, ong bak the thai warrior, all that kubrick stuff, boogie nights & other pt anderson, pulp fiction & other tarantino, gymkata, dawn of the dead (the old one), big lebowski, lost in translation, super troopers, being john malkovich & other charlie kaufman, bamboozled, battle royale, ed wood, spaceballs, weird movies... i liked that warriors movie too. as nick pointed out, miyazaki and berserk.

Television:

is pretty much a complete waste of time. but i do like planet earth, man vs. wild, and the occasional bit of howard tv.

Books:

mother night, watchmen, grounding for the metaphysics of morals (kant), being and nothingness (sartre), exploring the world of lucid dreaming, emotional intelligence, chuck palahniuk books, hipster handbook, french photo magazine (best thing ever?), "offensive" comic books from time to time, found magazine... these days i'm somewhat interested in new things to read, so if you have a good suggestion, don't keep it a secret.

Heroes:

Donovan Philips Leitch. Alphonse Mucha. Hayao Miyazaki. And of course, ME.

My Blog

some don mclean funny

I searched for "bob dylan asshole" on google, and this is what I found: http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/andy/americanpie.html   Why I don't play "American Pie" on My Show      - ...
Posted by dan on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

pineapple fried trouble

Hah. As Preston will tell you, next time you go to a Thai restaurant and don't want the leftovers, take them anyway. Toss them in a dumpster around the corner. Give them to a bum. Spread them out on t...
Posted by dan on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

If you’re looking for me, I’ll be here


Posted by dan on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:33:00 PST

spokesmodels?

So I have this plan.  I'm going to Hawaii in a few days, and I'll be there for a week. How will I spend my time? Well, I was thinking I would make a whole bunch of art with sumi ink and paper, wh...
Posted by dan on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:13:00 PST

keep the alcohol away from the kids

Underage drinking.  Hey, it's a serious problem. (Is it?) Anyway.  So last night I found myself at a Dave & Buster's for the second time in my life.  They card you at the door, and ...
Posted by dan on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:33:00 PST

i knew it

This all comes as no surprise to me, really, but somewhere in my mind I was hoping it wasn't actually true.  Or at least that it would seem easier to change.  Here's an article I read t...
Posted by dan on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:46:00 PST

some photos from recent times

ooh, pictures:...
Posted by dan on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

fake meats

Sinking my teeth into a big piece of tofu isn't exactly my idea of a joyous culinary experience.  I've always preferred the thing that the tofu is trying to substitute- the chunk of chicken ...
Posted by dan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

when you jump the shark, wear a rocketpack

When you jump the shark, wear a rocketpack.  That way you'll be able to jump so high you actually breach the edge of the atmosphere and make it all the way into space, never to be seen again. I m...
Posted by dan on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:19:00 PST

strangers think i'm going straight to hell

Sunday dinner.  Some pizza at Little Toni's.  I was already drunk from my afternoon at the Little Radio Summer Camp.  The Dewars and ginger beer was still making its way from my stomach...
Posted by dan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST