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About Me

I sing and play guitar in a band called The Karabal Nightlife. We are fun to watch (Mainly because the rhythm section is 2 hot girls). I like to balance my rapier wit with a healthy dose of ribaldry. I am also an artist. Perhaps the worst artist in the world. But being the worst at something is interesting and a greater contribution to our culture than being a mediocre artist as most are. I mostly draw sickly looking cats with funny captions on dry erase boards (pictures to come).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who take themselves very seriously and want to spend 2 hours telling me about how much their art means to them.

My Blog

Finally one can get that David Bowie look (courtesy of Target)

So I went by Target today to buy a backpack.  I was walking by the mens section when, out of nowhere, my eyes were greeted by the brand new Bowie collection.  This new limited edition collec...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:43:00 GMT

Categories of Bums

So it occured to me that to use the term "Bum" as a ubiquitous moniker for all who might be without a home and living upon the kindness of strangers doesn't quite seem specific enough.  Much as t...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:11:00 GMT

Awesome Guitar Design (For guitar nerds only)

..So I found this program that lets you design a guitar (just for fun).  It lets you pick the hardware pickups, neck etc.  My dream guitar would look a little something like this.  It ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:15:00 GMT

NEW SPOON ALBUM!!!!

I've got 5 words for yall motherfuckers and they're all "Ga".  I just heard the new Spoon album Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga and it RULES!  It's like Girl's Can Tell having a wild fuckfest with ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Trainwreck Riders and Langhorne Slim @ 3 of Clubs

So last night I went to the 3 of Clubs in Hollywood for the first time.  It looked like a total dive from the outside with just the word "cocktails" flashing in neon lights.  Inside though i...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:26:00 GMT

Papayas taste like barf and other revelations

When I was 5 years old my parents brought home an exotic fruit that I had never seen before.  I marveled at what this yellow delicacy might have in store for my budding young taste buds.  "J...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:01:00 GMT

The Rhythm

One Wednesday night last January I was sitting in my house all alone. I realize that this probably doesn't sound too novel to you but what you have to understand is that I'm never home alone. My ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:52:00 GMT

Support our troops

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS yep.  Youve seen the bumper stickers, signs etc.  What does this even fucking mean?  Send them cookies, money etc?  Buy them jockstraps and braziers?  I don...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 20:03:00 GMT

"The gay cowboy movie"

So I went and saw Brokeback Mountain this weekend.  At first I was a little apprehensive about seeing it.  Not because I am homophobic but because I think that "straight " guys have a fear t...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 13:57:00 GMT

The Battle Lines have been drawn

I call for the musical revolution now.  As in the French Revolution we must draw a line.  On one side of it are the people who are part of the problem and on the other are people who are par...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:42:00 GMT