The Rehab Effect |
So I just saw the most fantabulous movie ever.It's called Dancing at the Blue Iguana and it's about strippers. Usually thats nuff said, but this was a damn good movie. It looked right into the souls o...
Posted by brando on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Little Demons |
THe potatoe bugs, they're back, and i think they're even uglier this year than last. EVeryone go get yer raid, a bottle of aquanet and a bic will do the trick to and provide hours of entertainment for...
Posted by brando on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST |
DO NOT DATE GIRLS ON MYSPACE....(its a warning assholes) |
before this whole myspace craze, yeah so fucking sue me, im a MS whore, fuck you, but before this whole craze, and internet dating pretty much, the purpose of dating was meeting someone totally new an...
Posted by brando on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST |
This Family Likes Their Car So Much, They Live In It |
ST. PAUL, MN�Single mother of three Janis Cullen is so pleased with her 1990 Pontiac 6000LE wagon that, after her family moved out of their home in late 2003, they took up residence in the car.
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Posted by brando on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST |
what you think |
ever notice that when you find a girl on myspace with only head shots in her pictures, she's most likely a fat chick? she has the two shots, the good shot she took holding the camera above her head wh...
Posted by brando on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:27:00 PST |
Mushroom Tip |
One thing about interesting drugs (not boring drugs like cocaine or Vicodin) is that they can help you appreciate simple truths. Things you've been taking for granted. I mean, you look down at your ha...
Posted by brando on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:48:00 PST |
Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Vagina |
WASHINGTON, DCAmid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
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Posted by brando on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:57:00 PST |
Fuck Meth |
Rat poison mixed with a bottle of arsenic. mix the two, then add octane and hydrochloro acid. after that twirl it like 10 times and add the dimethylhydroxycycloalphahydrooctanamine dichloride to the m...
Posted by brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic |
Yo, I must be gettin' soft or somethin', 'cause last weekend, I be chillin' at tha Ventura County Star company picnic. Sheeit. Ain't too long ago, tha B-Dog wuz too hard for that socializin' shizit. A...
Posted by brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
In Retrospect, I Guess We Might Have Resorted to Cannibalisim A Bit Early |
Well, I suppose everyone's heard about last week's incident by now, and you probably have a pretty low opinion of us survivors. And, all things considered, perhaps we deserve it. Perhaps we panicked a...
Posted by brando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
