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nikki B

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About Me

i lean, i rock. i drink, i smoke. .... illicitly dabble occasionally... i wanna marry Robert Downey Jr. I would hold the straw and move the mirror.....i think people who mistreat animals should be eliminated...mifepristone should be in candy dishes in health departments and liquor stores nationwide...When people say " who's [insert-quintessential-band/artist-here]" I get the same feeling as with seeing a 'save the children' commercial. i like dirty, hole-in-the-wall honkytonks and bars, with games like pool and darts, and questionable regulars. I'm discovering that life isn't everything that I thought it was gonna be ; the world is kinda like a thrift store, there's assloads of worthless shit in it, but if ya stick with it and look through it all you'll find some priceless shit you'd feel blessed to have. after a few hours,i get impatient at thrift stores and i have to be in the mood(zone) for them. the greatest thing since sliced bread : zifty - it may just be the best thing on earth if you suffer from chronic hangovers and/or laziness...and like to eat good....

My Interests

beer, peanuts and bottled coke, turner classic movies, wheel of fortune, the small statements on the bottom of the pages of Stuff magazine, being m.i.a. for awhile, making out, redneck bars, shootin' pool, mystery phrase on the touch screen games at the bar, Southern Comfort out Moreland, tattoos and lots of them, moving, makin' clothes, watching people, being productive, roadtrips, paintin' furniture, raising question, starry nights, early am trains, thrift stores, my apartment's roof, the smell of active dryer vents, silence, dawn, dusk, big porches, camel cigarettes, buildin' shit, outdoor concerts, all-nighters, music, sunday drives, having an opinion , ...

I'd like to meet:

folks who like to drink beer , anyone who cain't help but to jam out to the song my headline comes from , lovable losers, no account boozers and honky tonk heroes, that cutie on the fiddle at a hank3 show...and (restrained)homicidal maniacs

Music:

i like music. Lots of different kinds of music. I like country music. old country music. it's good stuff. i like rap. i like classic rock. and bein' raised in the 80's...some of that stuff too. i like musicals. i don't like that whiney shit that's been inundatin' the radio and tv here lately. that's not some good stuff. some examples of good stuff are as follows: patsy, loretta, all 3 hanks, the rounders, george jones, rocket 350, lynyrd skynyrd, marshall tucker, bobbie gentry, charlie daniels, journey, ELO, zeppelin, ella, janis, elvis, the who, allman bros., artemis pyledriver, floyd, hendrix, outkast, goodie mob, missy, eightball and mjg, coe, poe, cash, horton, waylon, willie, merle, stevie ray, al green, wayne hancock...

Movies:

anything hitchcock,crybaby, midnight in the garden of good and evil, arsenic and old lace, silence of the lambs, urban cowboy, requiem for a dream,charlotte's web, smokey and the bandit, look who's coming for dinner,this property is condemned, spun, a will of their own, the last supper, clockwork orange, breakfast club, rushmore, the score, american history x, bennie and joon, 7, old school, the good son, the doors, belly, blow, dazed and confused, goonies, hairspray, the gift, fight club,some kind of wonderful, set it off, fallen, things you can tell just by looking at her, detroit rock city, oceans 11, full metal jacket, anything kubrick, fear and loathing, the salton sea, in dreams,pulp fiction, permanent midnight, where the boys are, wet hot american summer, ace ventura, ghostworld, 200 cigarettes, grease, the longest yard, school of rock, the count of monte cristo, k-pax, the wizard of oz, 12 monkeys, snatch, ravenous, fast times, less than zero, home for the holidays, goodfellas, half-baked, north by northwest, strangers on a train, the way we were, willy wonka and the chocolate factory,say anything, the wall, rocky horror, hackers, scarface, boondock saints, underworld, the best years of our lives...just to name a few...hey that was fun i do not like napoleon dynamite.

Television:

i love television, even prime time...and to all of you pseudo-intellectual fucks who proclaim your ignorance to current television, you are no more well rounded or intellectually superior because of it. some i find myself devoted to are house m.d., the first 48,andy griffith, forensic files, the investigators, the 4400, the dead zone, celebrity poker showdown, will and grace, law and order:svu, criminal intent, trial by jury, and the original, colbert report, crossing jordan, world poker tour, chappelle's show, street smarts, home movies, brak show, reno 911,curb your enthusiasm, daily show, conan, south park, aqua teen, sealab, monk, matlock, anything on TCM, sex and the city, space ghost, wheel of fortune, the OC, alfred hitchcock presents, i love lucy, the munsters, documentaries about drugs and serial killers...just to name a few.. oh yeah, and i like commercials. so if you're one of those channel-changers when a commercial comes on, don't watch tv with me.

Books:

uhh...i don't know about reading them cover2cover...not even my text books. i refer to a thesaurus occasionally...but mainly magazine articles - short, sweet and to the point. and not that often...been buyin' a lot of murder books lately. history of murder, most infamous criminals, etc. and some psych books.....oh yeah, and the master of sarcasmwell, i read long hard road outta hell, buried alive, and stairway to heaven... and jthm

Heroes:

my mom and whoever said this: "if i give up my freedom to choose what i believe, would that make me easier for you to perceive?"

My Blog

upcoming shows

Wayne Hancock  -  Smiths Olde Bar  -  Oct. 17th ....$12  doors @ 8pmRocket 350 @ Star Bar   Feb. 24th
Posted by nikki B on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

interesting sites

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Posted by nikki B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

believe it or not...

i landed my dream summer job. at 5 pm today, i begin training for my first ever waitressing job at the one and only Southern Comfort, my fave little honky tonk in Conley, GA.....known to som...
Posted by nikki B on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

my new car tag

ain't it great? i know.
Posted by nikki B on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:32:00 PST

damn, couldn't have said it better

thanks tabitha....this shit hit the nail on the head... You Know You're From Alabama When... You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football. You go to Gulf S...
Posted by nikki B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

other info

you know what's funny... folks love simplicity. this profile gets more attention than this one. and friendster sucks. it boggles my mind that people use it for communication.  other things mind...
Posted by nikki B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST