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Jazzy Jeff

Hobos are the new Unicorns

About Me


You're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody!

My Interests

Mixing drinks (mixology), playing music (muxicology), other stuff and things.

I'd like to meet:

I want a girl with who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterruted prosperity
who uses a machete to cut through red tape .
With fingernails that shine like Justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.

Do you Match Me?

-=Take My MatchMe Test=-

Music:

Old stuff, new stuff.

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies... Since I don't have a T.V. I watch a lot of movies. I'm thinking of having a movie night over at my house. It'll be great!

Television:

I don't watch TV. Infact, I don't even own one.

Books:

Last few books I read: She (who must be obeyed).
Books I'm currently reading: The Adventures of Sherlock Holme
Speaking of books, you really need to check out The Gutenberg Project A ton of free e-books and even some audio books!

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood, Gil Favor, H.L. Mencken, Stanley Milgram.

My Blog

So is this the year of changes or what?

I have a Mac, I moved to SF and now I'm going to burning chicken. 
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

Floating free in Italy

So I'm in Italy. there was a screw up with my hotel. So I'm drifting. There is no place to stay. Last night I stayed in the smallest hotel room I've ever been in , and it cost 125 Euros (or about $...
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

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Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:13:00 PST

people from my past

So there are some people who were in my life that I excluded. I've been thinking about them.  Actually I could never 'forget' them, nor would I want to.  I'm not curious/desirous enough to r...
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

Today

I had a mango for lunch......
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:07:00 PST

I''m silver haha!

  Ag... Silver You scored 40 Mass, 45 Electronegativity, 65 Metal,  and 10 Radioactivity! Congratulations, you are one of the only things that can killwerewolves. In addition to that, ...
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:01:00 PST

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You know, I don't have too many pet peeves about the internet.  I've seen on this site and others saying things like "Don't write to me if you use 'net speak' like -l8r- or -r u there-.  Thi...
Posted by Jazzy Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST