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MICHAEL MAKER

MY NAME IS MICHAEL MAKER, KING OF KINGS: LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DISPAIR!

About Me

I've only caught a glimpse. I think I have big hair. My real name is Victor Von-VanderClausen, or was it Alexander "Kinky" HumpsWell? I can't remember. Been so long since I've been a real person. And yes, I do have three balls. I can do anything and everything using only my hands, my arms, and your eyes. I'm gonna shine everyday of my life. I want to be with her forever, but not right now. I'm almost full of life. I'm a cold, dark machine. I want to be rich, so I might buy a solid-gold gun and point it at you, my love, your heart like an empire and soul like a sewer. I'll buy John Kennedy's brain and mail it to my mother. I'll buy Napoleon's cock and tape it to my mirror with a reminder, "don't become bigger than you are!" But I still want you. You're one of the originals, one of the untouchables. You're so impossible. If you were god, I might believe in you. No. I might believe that I'll never believe in anything again. Now I begin to weep, as always. I'm cold. I am a bolt of lightning and you are a bird of prey. You're so sexy when you're not around. I can be funny. I think people enjoy me when I'm drunk. I'm afraid of water, but I shower two or three times a day. I'm in love with the city life. I want a lazy, chubby dog to play with. I'll name him Magoo. He'll love me and make me feel special. I hate you. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------CHECK OUT MY BAND "THE MAKERS"! www.themakersband.com AND VISIT OUR MYSPACE BAND PROFILE BELOW FOR MUSIC, PICS, AND MORE!

My Interests

Music, Art, History, and all things dead, or dying. I like to build things with my hands. I'm actually quite crafty. I'm like your grandma in a lot of ways. I love you unconditionally.

I'd like to meet:

Anything Sweet. Can you laugh like hell? Can you shine so bright that I might go blind in a symphony of colors? Can you breathe deep, baby? Can I taste the air when you walk in the room? Does it make me close my eyes and lick my lips? Can you sleep and dream with me? Can you be bored of me, sick and ashamed of me, and can you stay with me? Can you live loud, and hard, and with all your might, so you're never afraid to die? And when you love, love only me? And I hate you.

Music:

Bob Dylan, Vic Chesnutt, THE SONICS, The Faces, Harry Nilsson, The Kinks, The Makers, Big Star, The Zombies, Otis Redding, Leadbelly, T. Rex, Larry Norman, Pretty Things, The Family Gun, The Chocolate Watch Band, Buddy Holly, Lou Reed, Nick Drake, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Randy Newman, Roger Miller, Sun Ra, Charles Mingus, Pharoah Sanders, Waylon Jennings, The ANIMALS, Richard Hell, and M. Ward's "Transfiguration Of Vincent"...

Movies:

East of Eden, On The Waterfront, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Unforgiven, City Of Lost Children, Bladerunner, Withnail & I, The Man In The Iron Mask... I'm a movie freakazoid, so I could go on and on, but I shall refrain.

Television:

I shoot tv sets for a living. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........Deadwood.

Books:

Ask The Dust by John Fante, The Human Comedy by William Saroyan, or anything by Saroyan, The Little Prince by Antoine DeSaint Exupery, Of Mice And Men, and of course, The Brothers Karamozov. Dostoyevsky is nice. -Confederacy Of Dunces always makes me laugh.

Heroes:

My Father, Crazy Horse, Vincent Van Gogh, James Butler Hickok (Wild Bill Hickok), and Bob Dylan. Oh, and The Great Harry James.

My Blog

www.themakersband.com

"THEY RULE RIGHT HERE AND NOW."  -David Fricke, Rollingstone THE MAKERS!This be my band. Check us out and let me know what you think. We have a new album out called "Stripped" and a soon to be re...
Posted by MICHAEL MAKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TO BE LOVED

My name is Michael. They call me "MACHINE". I'm not as dangerous as they say. like a dog, I love all things. I am probably the greatest lover in the world. To be better than me, you'd have to be ...
Posted by MICHAEL MAKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST