I am in possession of greatest joke in the world |
This, of course, is a lie. Im an asshole and an alcoholic and Im looking for something similar. I like alcohol because it has many uses, including the following: Fending off reason Making beautiful ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:59:00 GMT |
Dear Brain, |
Dear Brain,I miss you so much. Now that school is starting, I realize how much I need you back in my life. I feel like I'm missing a part of me. For Pete's sake, I'm a trainwreck without you!! I've sa...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
I am about to sneeze |
False alarm.
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 13:55:00 GMT |
