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JP

This is WAR, Peacock!

About Me

and while they spread their rumors through the streets
she made another masterpiece...

..

Jess --
[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

My Interests

tongue-fu.

I'd like to meet:

right about now, i don't care who i meet. i'd just like to make ends meet.

Friends Are Okay
I have many many friends.

Meaghan My Love

El Jefe

To Bree Geisha

Chris, or Ms. Deneuuuve

Special the Dog

Marc, Turner of Phrases

Danielle, Who Lived in the Birdhouse

My Cousin Josh, now a DJ

Beth: Ex-Cousin, Current Goddess

JH, sometimes known as: Hole

Abbs, Sapphic Babymaker

Tracie, the Strawberry Peripheral

DD: Fireman & Funnyman

Sethrow P. Coltrane

Loki; Superhero

Jawsh, aka: Plan B

Becca: Poetic Pumpkinhead

The Nerviest Jill

Hilary, or Wifey

Students for Supporting my Cousin Kris

Check Out My Homepeople

Music:

tap. tap. tap. tap. tap.

but for my recent playlist, see below:

Movies:

one word: snuff.

Television:

certainly. but special-vision is better:Special and His Bone

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Books:

the OED and Hustler.

but well, there's also:

My Blog

dinner in mexico

a couple at the restaurant tonight, who looked like they walked straight out of a j-crew catalog, held hands and prayed before they started their meal. and you know, i wasn't sure whether i wanted to...
Posted by JP on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

mexico 2

drunk! finally! mexico!the bartender at the swim up bar, manalio, made us lots of different crazy shots and we tried to guess what was in them. i was always one ingredient off. like i'd guess "bai...
Posted by JP on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

mexico, day 1: the LITERAL definition of beach bum

so we arrived at our resort in in cancun after a relatively smooth jetblue flight and an hour ride across bumpy mexican terrain. when we checked in at the front desk they handed us two glasses of cha...
Posted by JP on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

los angeles i'm yours

so, okay.  i'm in LAX right now waiting for my flight home to ny...the red eye, no less, which sucks.  i hate flying and my hatred doesn't help with the whole sleeping on the plane...
Posted by JP on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

grad school admissions part XI

Schools Applied To: 11Schools That Responded: 8Schools That Rejected Me: 1Schools That Wait-Listed Me: 3Schools That Offered Me Admission: 4 University of Cincinnati.  You want me and you know it...
Posted by JP on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

grad school part x - wooooohoooo!

Schools Applied To: 11Schools That Responded: 8Schools That Rejected Me: 1 Schools That Wait-Listed Me: 4 Schools That Offered Me Admission: 3 I got into the University of Southern California in LA.&n...
Posted by JP on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

grad school admissions part VIII AND part IX

Schools Applied To: 11Schools That Responded: 8Schools That Rejected Me: 1Schools That Offered Me Admission: 2Schools That Wait-Listed Me: 5This is seriously funny. Well, okay, I'm actually getting a...
Posted by JP on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

grad school admissions part VII

Schools Applied To: 11Schools That Responded: 7Schools That Rejected Me: 1Schools That Offered Me Admission: 2Schools That Wait-Listed Me: 4 Honestly, something very strange is adrift in the world of...
Posted by JP on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

because of his god-jenna, special's a stah!

MULLET-SPESH:PROM SPESH:here is spesh during his "friends" phase: and his blondes have more fun stage: and his "cracked out annie" phase: and there's more to come!...
Posted by JP on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:32:00 PST

grad school admissions scoreboard PART VI

Schools Applied To: 11Schools That Responded: 6Schools That Wait-Listed Me: 3Schools That Rejected Me: 1Schools That Offered Me Admission: 2The University of Nebraska decided that a loudmouthed poet ...
Posted by JP on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST