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brian

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About Me

try not to take life too seriously,otherwise u realise what a bag of shite it really is

My Interests

been staring into space like a gormless numpty a lot lately, does this count as an interest? ha ha try this just let your jaw drop and relax, brilliant!! can sit there all night like that!

I'd like to meet:

anybody who will buy me a beer! met marky ramone and would have loved to have met joey ,johnny and dee dee. r.i.p. bruvvers

Music:

LOUD PLEASE!!!

Movies:

whiskey galore, titfield thunderbolt

Television:

simpsons. how funny is harry hill s burp? supernatural

Books:

discworld. bios of people from history .

Heroes:

bollox to heroes they let u down.

My Blog

help!!

how quick are our leaders to take us to war on the pretext of helping the oppressed? iraq being a prime example. funnily enough the middle east has a lot of oil!!! now we see on a daily basis how the ...
Posted by brian on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:05:00 PST

class

just seen interview with joan bakewell about her being made a dame, the snotty bitch referred to being announced by a FLUNKEY!!! who the fuck do u think u are!! so heres to you dame bakewell of tart,P...
Posted by brian on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:34:00 PST

get stuffed darling

once again they hit the working man where it hurts in his pocket. under the pretence of cutting down on unruly behaviour bastarddarling puts the price of beer up, as if that will stop the little scrot...
Posted by brian on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

another rant

caught a bus today ,was sat next to abloke wearing a waxproof jacket a WET!! waxproof jacket, it stinks! if u want to wear one its okay if your out catching rabbits,but not on a soddin bus!!! behind m...
Posted by brian on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

pain!!!

worst pain ever!! been working all day and me jeans must ave been rubbing my arse cheeks!  its ring sting!!! aaargh
Posted by brian on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

dont forget

now its a new year lets not forget the plight of others. people in darfur, zimbabwe and the monks in burma. inparticular im concerned about someone incarcerated in a hellhole in morrocco, FREE MOHAMME...
Posted by brian on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:15:00 PST

food

whats wrong with sprouts? why do peeps not like this little green gem? when my plan to take over and become a benevolent dictator happens i will create national sulphour day and all nonbelievers will ...
Posted by brian on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:34:00 PST

merry xmas!!

just wanna wish everybody a tiptop crimbo, lots of booze and prezzies (specially for dianne!) . but if u get a chance, give summat to a deserving charity,cos there is always some poor sod suffering an...
Posted by brian on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:57:00 PST

peaceful?

mine is a peaceful religion.,put a woman in jail for calling a teddy bear mohammed! mine is a peaceful religion, a woman is raped so give her 200 lashes!!! mine is a peaceful religion, 8year old boy s...
Posted by brian on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:52:00 PST

liz and phil

i hear congrats are in order,, hrh liz windsor and hrh phil the greek are celebrating a wedding anniversary! now correct me if im wrong but wont all these shenanigans be paid by you and me, the taxpay...
Posted by brian on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:42:00 PST