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About Me



"Love is a snowmobile, racing accross the tundra. And then it suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the Ice Weasles come."
-Matt Groening

"And I’ve been shifting gears all of my life.
But I’m still the same underneath.
This you surely knew.
Every second of my life, I only live for you."

~ Life Is A Pigsty, Morissey

It's a hard life, being a psuedo-hipster. Everything has to be under three layers of irony. Even this.

: I'm neurotic :
: I'm sorry if I'm annoying :
: I'm socially awkward in any situation involving people :
: I'm not really sure when there's something going on in my mind :
: I'm super avid about foriegn policy :
: I like everything and everyone until they screw it up :
: I enjoy things that amuse me :
: I have a morbid sense of humor :
: I pretty much love being alive :

My Interests

I LOVE:

~The interweb
~computers
~Non-sucky anime, music, games, books and movies
~Mike (more than anything, hella)
~my friends
~writing
~languages
~food, food, food
~breathing oxygen
~gettin' down with my bad self
~Viata mea esti numai tu
~being alive
~tea
~coffee
~people in particular
~health
~my car's soundsystem
~my car
~voting
~comedy, and all the funny people
~songs with psuedo-meaningless meanings
~not judging people by thier MySpace pages
~nerding it up
~geeking out
~hedonism
~moderation
~lists
~entropy
~chaos
~order
~hookah
~mint hookah
~proper grammar and spelling
~sarcasm

I LOVE SOMEWHAT LESS:

~the RIAA
~Sucky anime, music, games, books, and movies
~the egocentric
~speaking French and several dialects of Chinese
~the constistency of toothpaste
~hunger
~lack of oxygen
~boredom
~the ignorant
~being unalive
~carbonation
~liars/one-uppers/one-downers
~induhviduals
~violations of International Human Rights Law

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much nobody. You ain't special, don't try.

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Music:

~Adam and the Ants
~And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
~Annie Lennox
~A Perfect Circle
~Aphex Twin
~The Arctic Monkeys
~Audioslave
~Basement Jaxx
~The Beatles
~Bedouin Soundclash
~Ben Folds
~Billy Joel
~The Birthday Massacre
~The Blackeyed Peas
~Blind Guardian
~Bob Dylan
~Bob Marley
~Bruce Springsteen (and the E Street Band)
~The Cardigans
~The Chemical Brothers
~Chris Cornell
~Christina Aguilera
~Cold War Kids
~Corrosion of Conformity
~The Cranberries
~Creedence Clearwater Revival
~The Cure
~Death Cab for Cutie
~Depeche Mode
~Dire Straits
~Disturbed
~The Dresden Dolls
~Flight of the Conchords
~Flobots
~Flyleaf
~Franz Ferdinand
~Gang of Four
~Garbage
~Gnarles Barkley
~Gogol Bordello
~The Gorillas
~Guster
~Gwen Stefani
~Hot Hot Heat
~Incubus
~INXS
~Jimi Hendrix
~Johnny Cash
~The Killers
~Live
~Le' Arc~en~Ciel
~Lemon Demon
~Zed Leppelin
~Louis XIV
~Ludo
~Macaco
~The Mars Volta
~Matisyahu
~Matt and Kim
~Mickey Avalon
~Miyavi
~MC Lars
~Moby
~Modest Mouse
~Morrissey
~Motion City Soundtrack
~Muse
~Nine Inch Nails
~No Doubt
~Oasis
~Panic At The Disco
~Pearl Jam
~Pink Floyd
~PJ Harvey
~The Postal Service
~Public Enemy
~The Radio Department
~Rasputina
~The Remus Lupins
~Robert Plant
~Rock Kills Kid
~Rolling Stones
~Saigon
~Say Anything
~Santana
~Shaggy
~Shakira
~She Wants Revenge
~The Shins
~The Smiths
~Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
~Siouxsie and the Banshees
~The Submarines
~System of a Down
~The The
~311
~Techno:
---Trance
----Chillout
-----Goa-Psy
------Hard and Euro Dance
~Tool
~U2
~We Are Scientists
~The White Stripes
~Yeah Yeah Yeahs
~Zox
~Etc, y0

Movies:

~About A Boy
~Amelie
~American Splendor
~Anchorman
~Bandits
~Better Than Sex
~Big Fish
~Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
~Blade Runner
~Casino Royale
~Children of Men
~Crash
~Black Hawk Down
~Death at a Funeral
~Dogma
~Dr. Zhivago
~Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~Everything is Illuminated
~Final Fantasy Advent Children
~Ferris Beuler's Day Off
~Forty-Year Old Virgin
~From Hell
~Garden State
~Gladiator
~The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
~Hot Fuzz
~Howl's Moving Castle
~I Am David
~The Illusionist
~Jarhead
~Joyeux Noel
~The Lady in the Water
~The Libertine
~The Life Aquatic
~The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
~Little Miss Sunshine
~Lord of the Rings
~Love Actually
~Lucky Number S7evin
~The Matrix
~Monty Python's Holy Grail
~Moulin Rouge
~The Namesake
~October Sky
~Once
~The Princess Bride
~Rent
~The Royal Tanenbaums
~The Science of Sleep
~Signs
~Sin City
~The Sixth Sense
~Spirited Away
~Star Wars IV-V-VI
~Stranger Than Fiction
~Superbad
~The Squid and the Whale
~Team America
~Thank You For Smoking
~Unbreakable
~The Village
~What the Bleep Do We Know?
~Hellsing
~Excel Saga
~Pre-Sellout Naruto
~GTO
~Cromartie High School

Television:

I don't have a shred of cable, so my options are limited.
~ The Daily Show
~ The Colbert Report
~ The Simpsons
~ Family Guy
~ Various Late-Night-Type Shows
~ Spanish Soap Operas
~ Star Trek (TNG, and STFU)
~ History Channel Whatsits
~ The Tudors
~ Dexter
~ Pushing Daisies
~ The Office
~ Heroes

Books:

A People's History of the United States~
Wind, Sand, and Stars~
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close~
Everything is Illuminated~
The Universe In A Single Atom~
The Silmarillion~
The Lord of the Rings~
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy~
The Chronicles of Amber~
Out of the Silent Planet~
Perelandra~
That Hideous Strength~
Mere Christianity~
Anna Karenina~
We the Living~
Anthem~
The Fountainhead~
Atlas Shrugged~
The Chronicles of Narnia~
Cryptonimicon~
1984~
Good Omens~
Catcher in the Rye~
Shakespeare~
Ginsburg~
A Clockwork Orange~
Ender's Game~
Speaker for the Dead~
Xenocide~
Children of the Mind~
Memnoch the Devil~
One River~
Watership Down~
Rocket Boys~
Stupid Freaking Harry Potter~
Persepolis

Heroes:



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Also:
My Mom
My Friends (You know who you are. I love too many of you to list)
Some of my teachers...
Mikhael Gorbachev
Tenzin Gyatso
A.M. Turing
People who do awesome, beautiful things and don't have to...
The first maker of coffee...

My Blog

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