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Heather

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About Me

~*~"I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important, I own many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."~*~(Ron Burgundy is my hero) I work with kids (and also part time at Border's, free books, word.) and I'm also going to school, majoring in English lit. I live with my boyfriend (in the cutest freakin apartment). He's absolutely wonderful, better than any other shithead I've dated. He's turned me into a complete, spoiled brat, which I enjoy. I love my friends, and although I have a tendency to be a complete flake (and I am terrible at answering my phone), I make up for it in other ways. I love art, although I'm not enormously artistic. I love music, all kinds, whatever makes me feel good. Despite my immense lack of rhythm, I like dancing. A lot. I suck at bowling...to the point of embarrassment. I love GOOD movies and sometimes even crap ones. I tend to be socially retarded at times, but if in my general comfort zone, I am the exact opposite. My family is very important to me, I have a great relationship with my parents, and I'm very close to my little sister. Overall, unless before the hours of nine a.m or surrounded by any sort of ignorance, I am an extremely happy person.
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My Interests


I LIKE: Reading (nerd alert). writing. movies. music (all kinds, why limit yourself?). concerts. photography. Marilyn Monroe. shopping. being outdoors. my family. my friends. stand up comedy (Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Demetri Martin, Pablo Francisco to name a few). the Nightmare before Christmas. being happy. drinking. dancing (mostly while intoxicated). Abercrombie & Fitch. Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Cyanide & Happiness. arguing with my sister. talking...incessantly. rocky road ice cream. Suicide Girls (Zoli in particular). crappy VH1 shows. bad jokes. late nights. orchids. lilies. cupcakes. the color pink. video gamesss (yes, I'm very aware of how old I am). traveling. sleeping in. art. Fafi. Sephora. daisies. yummy restaurants (PF Changs mmmm). I like a lot of things...
I DISLIKE: girls that are dumb. guys that are assholes. people who take themselves too seriously. Paris Hilton. Naomi Campbell. liars. daytime tv. waking up early. sports. computers (even though I'm addicted to mine). manbearpig. guys who wear pink shirts. Coheed and Cambria. Fall Out Boy. drivers who don't use their turn signals. needles (I turn into a whimpering 5 year old). people who are full of drama. No thank you.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. And maybe God.

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Music:

I love music in general. All kinds. My favorites don't really mesh but then I don't really care. I love Saves the Day. My Chemical Romance. AFI. Shiny Toy Guns. Muse. Jimmy Eat World. Pistolita. Straylight Run. The Bravery. Tori Amos. Alkaline Trio. The Used. Gorillaz. No Doubt/Gwen Stefani. Marilyn Manson. Garbage. Nine Inch Nails. Sneaker Pimps. Peaches. Taking Back Sunday. Sarah McLachlan. Guns'n'Roses (even if Axl did get slapped by Tommy...how sad). Scorpions. Pearl Jam. Depeche Mode. The Cure. Anti-Flag. The Postal Service. Coldplay. Bjork. Smashing Pumpkins. old HIM (none of that Dark Light crap). Saosin. Fiona Apple. Thrice. Guttermouth. Pennywise. Ladytron. Led Zeppelin. Weezer. Rancid. Lunachicks. The Sounds. The Fall of Troy. Cursive. It just depends on my mood. Sometimes I want loud, angry stuff. Sometimes I wanna shake my ass. Sometimes I want cheesy shit that I only listen to when no one's looking...

Movies:

American Beauty. Little Miss Sunshine. White Oleander. Wedding Crashers. Old School. The Nightmare before Christmas. Finding Neverland. Freeway. Saved!. Sleepy Hollow. Sin City. Batman. Batman Begins. The Usual Suspects. 28 Days Later. Jawbreaker. Borat. Sixteen Candles. Empire Records. The Wedding Singer. Friday After Next. Boys on the Side. Alice in Wonderland. Anchorman. Mean Girls. Waiting. Girl, Interrupted. Most Kevin Smith movies. The Princess Bride. The Shawshank Redemption. The Crow. As Good as it Gets. Clueless. The Bone Collector. Jackass. Haggard. My Cousin Vinny. Thumbsucker. Smokin' Aces. But I'm a Cheerleader. Interview with the Vampire. American Psycho. Edward Scissorhands. SLC Punk. Go. Billy Madison. Sugar & Spice (as ridiculous as it is). Cruel Intentions. and..........The Notebook (but don't tell anyone).

Television:

I can't live without Nip/Tuck... I freakin love it. I am also completely addicted to trashy VH1 shows...its terrible. I love the 80's, 90's, Best Week Ever and all those other ridiculous shows they put out there. I love Comedy Central (stand up, Chappelle's Show, South Park). Jackass. Da Ali G Show. I love Family Guy. I am a sucker for America's Next Top Model (it's killing me to admit that).Law & Order: SVU. And I could so kick your ass at Jeopardy. Yes. Jeopardy.

Books:

I am pretty much a nerd, I love to read. Some of my favorites are To Kill a Mockingbird. The Lovely Bones. Sleep Toward Heaven. The Glass Castle. The Abortionist's Daughter. Running with Scissors. White Oleander. Fight Club. Desperation. Misery. Paint it Black. Dry. Needful Things. The Effects of Light. How to be Lost. and some others....the list just keeps getting longer...I also like some poetry. At the moment, Naomi Shihab Nye is wonderful.

Heroes:

Randy Marsh. Ron Burgundy. Whatever.

My Blog

Grindhouse...

Craziest movie I've seen in awhile. Go see it.  Planet Terror is fucking hilarious and Death Proof is just nuts (as long as you can sit through all the dialogue...) The fake movie trailers are so...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

AFI (and the start of my vacation)

Ahhhhhh yes, it is Monday and instead of being at work, I'm at home.....all the way up to next Tuesday. Last night was AFI (and so is tonight, yes, Richie got us tickets to both nights) and it was fuc...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

I hate stupid people

Do you really need an explanation?? I just hate stupid people. Unfortunately, I encounter several of them daily. Anyone who works with me understands this. It really blows my mind though...how does a ...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST

Richie's birthday

So my boyfriend is officially old like me (ha), we celebrated his 22nd birthday the otherday. YES I'm older than him, but only by 5 freakin months, stop saying I'm robbing his cradle  A...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST