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About Me

MySpace.com has now been taken over by monkeys.
Visit Our Monkey Store!

The next pretty girl that tells me I look like the singer from Maroon 5 better be putting out.If you are going to click add me please make sure you have spoken to me at least once before (hint: send me a message if I don't already know you). I don't make it a habit to add people I don't know. My friends page is not the place I want to help sell whatever junk you are pawning off on people. If you have something you want to advertise I have several websites you can purchase ad space on.

My Fellow Monkeys
I have primates for friends.

Judd McMonkey

Ape Diddy

Phunc Monkey

Big Hoey

Monkey Von Bacon

Gorilla Mask

Von Dootch

Al Gorilla

Golden Gibbon

View All of My Monkey Friends

My Interests

Hookers, whores, strippers

Music:

Tenacious D's one note song.

Movies:

Anything with some T and A

Books:

Do people still read those?

Heroes:

King Kong, Godzilla, Chewbaca, Grape Ape, and Babe the blue ox.

My Blog

Painting The House

Well some friends know and others don't that I have a house out here in Arizona. When I bought it it was a tad to feminine for my tastes, and since purchasing it I've been slowly doing my best to make...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Egg Fry

So the other day it was over 110 degrees out, and I burnt my feet walking around bare foot. It probably wasn't smart of me, but it happened. Turns out it caused the bottom of my feet to blister up. ...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Space Is Now For Monkeys

That's right. Me and my monkey army are slowly taking over myspace.com. I may only have a few friends on here, but my shit stinks so don't be surprised if you get a whiff of something funky.
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST