mysweetdees

I am shy at first but then once you get to know me you cannot shut me up. I enjoy life and learning new things. I don't like to be bored. I’m the stereotypical stay-at-home mom who goes out partying all the time while exposing my so-called private parts. I’ve learned from my mentor and hero, Britney Spears. Except for my husband, I’ve never been married before. I have a scar low on my abdomen which reminds me that I’ve given birth twice but I can’t seem to remember where I left them but I think it has something to do with the constant static I get throughout my home while sitting on the couch eating bon-bons. I hate pets because they can’t seem to stop pottying all over my house but somehow I keep finding more and more taking residence in my home and bed. Last I counted It was 3 dogs and 2 cats and tons of fishes and tanks. I love cleaning and if I’m not partying you can often find me cleaning in my dirty underwear. I’m tall enough to smell middle easterners armpits. I love hair so much that I can’t seem to keep my hands off it. To me, a relaxing day is chaos. I very health conscious yet I can’t seem to find anything but a bag of cheetos and mocha cappuccino in my home. I hate shopping which Is why I cant seem to understand why my husband is shocked when he finds me in a new outfit almost weekly- I swear, I have no idea how it got into my closet. I collect fairies even though I don’t have any. Other special interest I have are well built men in tight pant and I enjoy watching good looking blue-collar men working in the hot sun while I’m in my air-conditioned car picking up my dry-cleaning through the drive-through window. Lastly I have a great husband and his daughters Skylar and Kyla are my best friends. His daughters and I enjoy crafts, being pampered by “daddy”, and spending all his money. I’m teaching them how to be successful in the adult world by focusing strictly on our outer beauty and female charms to get what we want in life. I hope you enjoyed reading this and if any of you took offense to this then you must not know me, so please don’t ask to be added, those who do know me I hope you enjoyed a good laugh. Love and Prayers always, JAP (Jewish American Princess)