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Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer

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About Me

This shit is too good to give away free! Your gonna buy the fucking book.

My Interests

The only true peace I will ever know is death. I talk of crazy things and say some raw shit but I believe in the pursuit of happiness, for everyone.Color, creed,sex or sexual orientation,physical deformity, and mental capacity should not stand in the way of any person's pursuit for their fucked up crazy dreams.You better stand up now because when they come for you there may not be anyone to stand up for you.

I'd like to meet:

Mad Heads of the World. William Burroughs-dead Hunter Tompson-dead Timothy Leary-dead Dennis Leary-Alive Robin Williams-Alive George Bush-Zombie Dick Cheney-Evildead Bruce Cambell-Evildead Chuck Patchuluck-mangeled name Angelina Jolie-Alive Maya Angelo-Alive Chris Rock-Alive Bruce Lee-dead Steve Buschemi-Looks dead but Alive George Clinton-From another planet Bill Clinton-Alive Frank Frazetta-Alive Simon Biesly-Alive Thievery Corparation-Alive

Music:

Love it all.All kinds that is.List so big would take a full day to write.Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Alec Empire, Beck, Beastie Boys (mostly older stuff), Bonobo, Amon Tobin, Clouddead, Cursor Miner, Diplo, DJ Shadow, Exile, Four Tet, Godflesh, Jack Dangers, Kid 606, Luke Vibert, Machine Drum, Nobody, Odd Nosdam, RJD2, Sixtoo, Ulrich Schnauss, Vex'd, Virus Syndicate, Daedelus, Nautilis, Portishead, Unkle, Techno Animal, Tipper, and severalA lot of music as long as it bears some aggression and remembers to rock: From Crusty Punk to Classic Rock . Some of it: - PUNK/CRUST- Amebix, Misery, Inepsy, No Security, G-Anx, Sacrilege, Born Dead Icons, Born Dead, State of Fear ,MOB 47, Raw Power, Broken, Discharge, Poison Idea, F.O.P.I., Rudementary Peni, Chaos UK, Varukers, Sick On the Bus, Thought Crime, Jerry's Kids, Los Crudos, Drop Dead - METAL - Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Entombed, Old Metallica, Diamond Head, Slayer - GARAGE ROCK - MC5, Sonic's Rendezvous, Stooges, New Bomb Turks, The Hellacopters, Turbonegro, Gluecifer, The Riverboat Gamblers, Supersuckers, The Flaming Sideburns, Tokyo Sex Destruction, Bad Wizard - CLASSIC ROCK - AC/DC, Jethro Tull, Skynyrd, Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, UFO, Faces - OTHER - Tom Waits, The Drive-By Truckers, - a Hell of a lot more. I just hear it and groove on it, chew, swallow, then do a little dance. Success!

Movies:

Naked Lunch- Dark City- Time Bandits- Yellow Beard- Dark Crystal- The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen- Jacob's Ladder- Apocolypse Dudes- Dude, I am a Boot.- Sasquatch vs Anaconda- I'm so Fucking Horny I'm Climbing Up the Walls- Wanna Go Fuck Around- Leg Breaking Butt Boys- Leg Breaking Butt Boys and the Booty of Boom- Die Mother Fucker Die- Office Space- South Park- Riotswitch:the bandwith of noise(Documentry of Torrington's cult noise Band)- Pete and the Fattoo's- Roach Fuck's a Phish- Krupa the Cocksucker- Crankswell Kills a Hippy Bitch- Crankswell Drunk as a MotherFucker- The Death of Buttswell- any Lucio Fulci film, a clockwork orange, saving privite ryan, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, theres something about mary, the ring, the exorcist, the blair witch project, napoleon dynomite, monty python movies, anchorman: the legend of ron burgandy, brain candy : the kids in the hall, high tension. the devil's rejects, boogie nights, black hawk down, ginger snaps, starship troopers, 28 days later, zombie movies

Books:

Reading Reading Reading keep those Fuckers Reading

Heroes:

The unsung ones.The ones who help each other every day but have no fucking T.V. show to pat themselves on the fucking back with.The people I work with Community Systems Inc.We are here to make sure that those who cannot speak for themselves ,in the eyes of the law, are NOT sucked into a systematic life of pain and suffering.Our mission statement is Helping People Find Happiness in Their Own Homes In their Personal Relationships with Others and as Contributing Members of Their Communities.

My Blog

economics by cows-stole from stacey added on Torrington

SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk.NAZISM...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

sheep

Suck on this!!! The smart ones hide in the woods. No need to listen to mocking birds Or chickens comfy in their coop The quiet wolves fill their belly An thin thy herd one fell swoop Apes agast as one...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

death death death

OSLO, Norway - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Thursday dismissed as "ludicrous" Russian concerns that Washington's plans to deploy anti-missile defenses in Europe would endanger Moscow's nucle...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

stealing

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Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

Halo of Blood

Halo of bloodBorn of mudSeeping of dirtBringing world of hurtSleep onHooked on fleshSmall words are bestFast Four-play Shadow belowLight aheadTrain of Maggots Rippin trough my headCult of death here w...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Words I threw together

You be a monkey amok in the garden.Bite into the apple and your heart will harden.Breathe in your sin and feel alive.Breathe out your stress, don't trust yer eyes.At the end ya snout P-I-G is a rusty ...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

The joke

Assy chicken?That is exactly what your goin to be tasting off my cock,after I fuck the shit out of your whole redneck town's females. I'm gonna round em up In ryder truck Loob em down Like a rodeo clo...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

Tom Waits is an inspiring soul

Goddamn its a hell of shame Tom waits still playin his game Have i even yet begun? I got shadows to show some sun When? When my bones begin to creak and shout Louder than words poppin my mouth When th...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

Watch out for that truthiness it stangs

One evening last week, my wife & I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What ...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

simple thinking-gotta love it

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old redneck farmer's barn. The old redneck got off his tractor and went to investi...
Posted by Hotlips the Laughing Destroyer on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST