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Kristen Renae كريستين رينا

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About Me

"When you’re deaf, dumb, and blind your eyes don’t feel the wool."

Ohio. Saudi Arabia. Texas. I'm currently in Court Reporting school in Austin...where I will probably die before I finish. Seriously.

I have great posture from years of playing the violin way back in elementary and middle school. It's ridiculous. I'm also legally blind and can't see past my arm's length without contact lenses.

Don't bother sending me a friend add if we've never been in the same room together.

That is all.

Me ages 2 & 3... No, I was not in the Poltergeist movie!

I used to be a weapon of mass destruction (1991)...

...and shit rabid bats (2000).

I miss this...
Nazima's bday in Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia...1993 or 94ish?

5th grade field trip to Bahrain.

My first ride...

Dead puppies aren't much fun... ♥RIP Archie and Maggie♥

My Interests



Reactable. So.Friggin'.Awesome.

I'd like to meet:

"Just show me a moment that is mine
its beauty blinding and unsurpassed
make me forget every moment that went by
and left me so half-hearted
'cause I felt it so half-assed."
-Ani DiFranco

Ani DiFranco Giovanni Ribisi Wentworth Miller Jesse Spencer Julian Casablancas Jared Followill Brian Molko old school Manson Trent Reznor

♥ Jared Leto ♥

♥ Adam Lazzara ♥

Music:



A throat full of heart. I'm all over the map on this one. There is so much; it would be impossible to list everything I listen to. I love '90s music! I also have a soft spot for the blues. My girly side really digs chick rock bands. Eff yeah!

Movies:

I'm a movie nut, too...knocked up, eurotrip, talladega nights, lucky number slevin, blades of glory, click, hostel, little miss sunshine, the big lebowski, super troopers, office space, riding in cars with boys, requiem for a dream, the simpsons movie, the professional, american psycho, tombstone, army of darkness, neverending story, labyrinth, willow, true romance, employee of the month, o brother where art thou, harold and maude, go, i ♥ huckabees, kill bill, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, the incredibles, team america: world police, napoleon dynamite, empire records, the little mermaid (i said it i said it!), the sword in the stone, nowhere, slc punk, clerks (well, basically anything kevin smith creates...), sixth sense, kalifornia, edward scissorhands, the doom generation, jawbreaker, freeway, death to smoochy, zoolander, old school, what's eating gilbert grape, dazed and confused, swingers, shaun of the dead, crash...mostly comedy and suspense/horror. I watch a lot of weird indie films too. That's why nobody ever lets me go to the video store alone to pick out a movie... :( I love b-actors...god bless 'em!

Television:

I really miss MST3K...that show was so badass!

Books:

No time for books...all steno all the time. This little machine has officially taken over my life!!

Heroes:


Aaron Behrens

My Blog

You can’t touch this.

This story was floating around the internet yesterday...R.I.P. MC HAMMER MC Hammer (Stanley Kirk Burrell), Pop Rap icon of the 90's , passed away today in a Baltimore hospital room outside a Trib...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:26:00 PST

This has me all hot and bothered.

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Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:52:00 PST

My media debut. No autographs, please!

This was filmed at Prague the night of Ryan's surprise party that I threw for him. You have to watch to the end to see me on the couch with D-Train and Toddy. Shay had me cracking up the whole time, s...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

Take the quiz!

Create your own Friend Quiz here...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

Moving...

I'm moving back to Austin on either June 29th or 30th.  I'll be living over on East Oltorf.  Let's go out for drinks DURING THE WEEK!  ...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:09:00 PST

SUCCESS!!

so i FINALLY passed my last 140 Q&A speed test today!  i barely typed it up this afternoon, but i'm very confident that it's a winner.  *crosses fingers*  an unbelievable amount&nbs...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

i used to write. all the time. i miss it.

i just found this old english essay i had written my sophomore year of college at ut arlington.  i was trying to find all my old poetry from 98-2001 that i had floating around on the internet.&nb...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

love is.

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."  --Karen, age 7 more...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

a new fragrance.

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Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

hybrid 02.09.2007

i'm not staying in houston after all...  HYBRID is coming to austin, and we're partying with them friday night.  haha, fools.  haha indeed.  :)  if you're gonna be in austin, ...
Posted by Kristen Renae C1J3*JF 1JF' on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST