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elizabeth

Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?

About Me

I am a strong-willed person who has been on a mission to carve my own, unique path from the day I was born. I've never been one to shut up and nod my head, however, as I grow older and wiser I now know there is a time to speak my mind and a time to just shut up.

I am a free-spirited, creative person who thrives on the iterative process of learning and creating. I'm funny. I love being goofy and nothing makes me happier than a laughing fit that leaves your face wet with tears and your abs totally sore. That being said, there better be passion, drive, and ambition behind all the fun or it just plain SUCKS when the laughter stops.

I am a strong believer in karma and I am always conscious of how my actions are going to impact those around me and I try my best to mitigate any negative bullshit. I have an amazing family, great friends, a kick-ass job, and a dope little place to call home and yet sometimes I still feel totally incomplete. I think I know why. A coworker/friend/amazing girl said to me the other day - "Elizabeth, tell the universe what you what. If you can't even do that, how can you expect it to happen?". So I'm going to tell the universe (starting with myspace) that I am going to be famous. You will be seeing me soon... may be as the next host of Entertainment Tonight, a new main character on LOST, or perhaps a feature film. It is going to happen. There universe... GO TO IT!

My Interests

Tellin' fortunes!

filming stuff; taking pictures of stuff; learning how to do stuff on my computer; riding my low-rider; snowboarding; people watching; doing hot yoga... and sweating like a fool... I've mastered the headstand - have you?

My crazy family at my sister's wedding. I look like my mom & act like my dad!

We've come a long way!

Nothing says Tim Horton's like a good beat down! This one is kind of an inside joke... but still a funny picture none the less...

I love yoga.. anytime... anywhere... don't even try to out tree-stand me...

Just a little nataraja-asana in the apartment (dancer's pose)

Our first Christmas together

2.5 years later...

Darren and his girls. A flavour for everyone!

Back in the cable slicing days

We'd have funny and beautiful children and put lots of gifts under the tree for them

I'm a girl of many talents...

The New West clan at Alison and Chad's wedding reception... CONGRATS KIDS!

My parents are effin RAD!!!!!

This is my low-rider bike. I built her with my own two hands.. yeah that's right, from SCRATCH styles :). She's the sickest bike EVER!

My favourite thing in the world is playing around with video cameras and film editing software. You can check out a few choice vids below but if you want to see the entire RAD collection visit the EDIGGITY PRODUCTIONS film page by clicking HERE .... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!?!? CLICK IT!


The Kiss

Because no birthday would be complete without a make-out session with a cake shaped like a human skull!
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Call from my concierge

the title says it all
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None of 'Yo Business! This is what happens when ADD kicks in at work.. and then again on a day off
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I'm not allowed to have real pets because I've killed about 20 hamsters and probably close to 50 fish... and some frogs.. and lizards... and I had to give my cat away... Just call me Lenny. I think I'll stick to cyber monkeys for a while!

I'd like to meet:

people who don't add stress to my life

people who are funny when they're not really trying to be

people who recognize the fact that I am not normal and love me for that fact

Johnny Knoxville and/or either of the Wilson brothers

the person who invented peanut butter

my soul mate (lol) because anyone that i finally settle down with BETTER love myspace as much as me :P

Music:

Jeez.... it all depends on the mood I'm in...

Feeling like a good cry: Coldplay, Damien Rice, Joshua Radin, Jack Johnson

Feeling totally zoned out and mellow: Moby, Radiohead, U2, Sublime, India Arie,

Feeling like some bubble gum pop, chipper stuff: I'm a closet Gwen, Kelly and Britney fan (I guess I just 'outed' myself), Justin, Nelly Furtado, Lily Allen (so good - go listen... NOW.. do it!!!).

Feeling like some hip/hop, rap, gangsta shyte: Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, Missy, Ghostface Killah, Psalm One, Lady Sovereign, Noreaga, Damian Marley... blah blah etc...

Sometimes I like to pretend my life is a TV show and wonder what music would be playing as I sat on a coach bus traveling to a destination unknown - cut to flash back montage.

Movies:

Best movie ever!Frank the tank!

Second best movie ever! "SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER!"

I'd like to be married to both these men.. at the same time

Johnny Knoxville is the hottest man alive Funniest shit ever

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

I heart Zach Braff

Me and the Wilson brothers go way back... this was such a funny moment. I popped out from the behind the sofa on the set of Leno with two venti soy lattes - I look after my boys. We had such a good laugh - as you can see.

Television:

I am an MTV addict. Laguna, The Hills, Dancelife, The Duel, The Real World Denver, Rob and Big, My Super Sweet 16 and whatever else may be playing in the 10 SPOT YO! Don't judge.. you secretly love them all too!

I also am a huge LOST fan.

I really don't watch that much TV... I swear...

Books:

I really only ready computer books... done laughing? good.

Heroes:

David Hasselhoff for President!

My Blog

Shop, look cute, and feel good!!!! TOMS SHOES!!!!

So I was checking out some of the cute boutique stores in Ottawa with my sister when we entered Trust Fund (my favourite of the stores). I was instantly attracted to a pair of canvas, ked-like blue sh...
Posted by elizabeth on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

LOST... a show like no other

My goodness.  I remember sitting in complete shock when I learned (at the end of the very best episode of any show& EVER) that Lost was going on a 3 month hiatus.  It seemed like it would be...
Posted by elizabeth on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

Master Cleanse is BULLSHYTE!!!

Okay, so normally I consider myself to be a bit of an over-compulsive person who can be very disciplined with diet/cleanse regimes when I want to be (sometimes to a fault) but this shit was bananas.&n...
Posted by elizabeth on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

Day One: Master Cleanse

Day one royally sucked.  I don't know about this cleanse.  Here is an outline of my day: 12:00 p.m.  tried to drink the 'salt flush' and it was the WORST thing I've ever tried to do.&nbs...
Posted by elizabeth on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

THE MASTER CLEANSE

Okey Dokey.  So a while back I did the Isagenix cleanse and totally had great results.  A bunch of peeps at my work all completed the cleanse and the results were mixed.  Some people se...
Posted by elizabeth on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:55:00 PST

MOVING SUCKS!!!!!!111

Ugh... not much to say other than I HATE MOVING. I am in the process of trying to do it myself (no movers) which sucks even more. I don't know why I'm trying to be a hero. I guess because I get pissed...
Posted by elizabeth on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

I have a new love for spandex

So it was just another day in the office.  Late in the afternoon, I sat at my desk trying to wrap up all the things I needed to get done before enjoying a three day weekend.  Enter boss."Hey...
Posted by elizabeth on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

cleansing SUCKS BALLS... mmmmm meatballs...

FUgggggg!  It's 7:30 p.m. and I'm on my first 'death day' of this cleanse... I basically get to drink this mineral drink 4 times during the day, accompanied by some almonds and 'snacks'.  ...
Posted by elizabeth on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

Isagenix Cleanse... part II

Okay so the holidays are all over and done with.  I have to say that I am pretty proud of myself going into the holidays as the work goodies started pouring in mid-December and I resisted.  ...
Posted by elizabeth on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

Stupid thing that makes me look GOOOOOOD

Okay so someone posted this as a bulletin and I actually thought it was kind of fun so I picked out my combo and added my own comments.... I'm a Cancer/Leo (cusp) with blue eyes..... have fun reading....
Posted by elizabeth on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST