I like to eat...and look for things to eat. when im not scouring the floors for tender morsels, i sleep. i sleep a whole lot. I wake up in the mornings, eat, and go outside to sleep in the sun. I like to work on my tan. when im not eating and sleeping, i try to hump my moms leg. sometimes i play with my toys. i tear the shit out of them. i like to eat of their faces and eyeballs and such. when no one is looking, i like to eat poop. cat poop is definately my favorite, but ill settle for what i can find. i have to be sneaky about it, cause i get yelled at when im caught. Im like most other pugs. Im pretty healthy besides my keratoconjunctivitis. thats just fancy speak for saying my eyeballs get all goobery all the time.
