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ocelotjazz

I am an essentially flawed individual who nonetheless does the right thing enough of the time.

About Me

OCELOT JAZZ WHY THE NAME ITS MY BOND VILLAIN CHARACTER OCCUPATION THE ONLY FUCKING CHEF IN THE BUILDING QUEST TO TWAT DRUMKIT FEROCIOUSLY LIKE GROHL AMBITION WRITE MRS H'S RECIPE BOOK AND TELEVISE ITACHILLES HEEL SALTED PISTACHIO NUTS,LANDLORD ALE,BLACK OLIVES,MARLBORO LITES N ROCK N ROLL MY OPINIONS blah blah blahdy blah as my freedom of speech has been revoked ! a href="http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com" style="position:absolute !important; top:0px; left:0px; z-index:9; height:120px; width:200px; background-image:url(''); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:bottom left; border:0px;

My Interests

THE APPLICATION OF HEAT TO A VARIETY OF MEAT, FISH AND VEGETABLE PRODUCE, SEASONED WITH MALDON SALT AND PRESENTED TO THE PAYING GENERAL PUBLIC ON A PLATE WITH CHOPPED PARSLEY AS A GARNISH ( LIKE FUCK )

I'd like to meet:

Mighty Boosh:Tundra Rap

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Music:

CHECK OUT BLUE FLASHY BOX THING BELOW

Movies:

CITIZEN KANE,A SCANNER DARKLY,ERASERHEAD,DELICATESSEN,RUN LOLA RUN,BATTLE ROYALE,DAZED AND CONFUSED,DUEL,VANISHING POINT,THE MACHINIST,V FOR VENDETTA.THE FOG,ALIEN,LOGAN..S RUN,28 DAYS AND 28 WEEKS LATER AND A FEW MORE

Television:

Theres a saying that goes: 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me' what kind of idiot would actually quote that? I think its better to quit whilst you're ahead merely being called a twat or a bellend rather than asking them to gouge your eyes out with sticks and bash you in the knackers with a large rock! TAA MUCHLY FOR MR LEE GREEN,MADE MY FUCKING DAY READING THAT

Books:

ANYTHING COOKERY RELATED,MILLS AND BOON,JACKIE COLLINS ETC...

Heroes:

i will start with the villians,THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. .below is a collection of folk who have influenced me in some way,shape or form my two very good friends Mr / Mrs H and the adorable ickles Chloe and Samdavid holmes,john carpenter,miles hunt,the mighty boosh,mary whitehouse experience.marco pierre white,carter usm,david finch,c..est la vie(taa muchly schoey for the introduction),strudwick,jolt,sisters of mercy,ace cabby roy,the marychain,sonic youth,tim the american,PWEI,slayer,janes addiction,turbo shandys,coachella,transformers,etnies,stella artois,the viper room,the camp canadian,gaye bykers on acid,peel,welshie,psychedelic furs,prodigy,concord dawn,mark e smith,kathy burke,the fast show,tiswas,the cure,phil spector,jarvis cocker,prince,public enemy,sonic youth,switzerland,the charlatans,new order,the smiths,LA

My Blog

TWO CHERUBS

these two little cherubs i am godfather to.this is the greatest honour bestowed upon me & I have Mr & Mrs H to thank for this : )   QUICK,LEG IT ,I`VE SNAFFLED THE BEER HMMM? THIS AINT ...
Posted by ocelotjazz on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

FILLET STEAK BALMORAL


Posted by ocelotjazz on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

LOST FIESTA TAPE VOL 1

WOULD YOU ADAM N EVE IT...I use to nick compilation tapes out of my mates car,as his stereo was better for recording.found the legendary 92 friday night tape amongst my shit earlier : daisy chainsaw L...
Posted by ocelotjazz on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

recipes for my book

greetings one & all.if you have any suggestions drop in a leave me a line or two.taa muchly
Posted by ocelotjazz on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:45:00 PST

How the fuck are you all

greetings,first blog by my good self.it wasn`t advertised using any media platforms as yesterday was my lethargic, non productive, un inspired day of rest.In a nut shell,I did fuck all allda...
Posted by ocelotjazz on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:22:00 PST