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svencho

In Avernus - the methodical overture

About Me

Professional arsehole scaring old folks & children
who enjoys the occasional cup of tea & vodka red/bull
makes farty noises in aborted & hits things with sticks
in leng tch'e. Also known for designing reduntant album
covers for cookie monster orchestrae. Thrilling.

Doesn't like: midgets & bearded women, people who
overestimate their own existance
and remember: FIRE - THE BATTLE - IN METAL!
I LIVE FOR THE METAL, METAL !! SCREAMING, WIHT LIGHTNING!!
I PRAY FOR THE METAL , I DIE FOR THE METAL !!!
FIIRREEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

My Interests

Music, Being a dick, Scaring old people, learning how to play drums

I'd like to meet:

waffles, lots of them

Music:

Way too much different things ranging from extreme grindcore to hardcore to metal to rock

Movies:

Anything where limbs or punani play a significant role

Television:

Is boring

Books:

True Crime, Clive Barker, De Sade, but usually only when I have time... which is occasionaly

Heroes:

Kenshiro