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♥Simply Me♥

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.

About Me

ME...
Well, My name is Crystal, but a select few are fortunate enough to call me Crys. I'm a 26 year old mother of 2 boys, an extremely bright and wonderful 7 year old, Dakota and an absolutely adorable, VERY intelligent, 2 year old boy, Xavier. They are my pride, my joy, my everything! My fiance's name is Roger... He is my soul mate! I love him with all my heart!! Roger has an awesome 7 year old son who is great and tons of fun to be around! I love him to pieces! :) Nothing anyone can say or do, will ever change that. So words of advice to people who like to try starting shit... Just keep your mouth shut and mind your own business. LOL
I'm a very out-going woman with no hesitation to speak my mind aka the "BITCH". I don't take shit from anyone. I believe ALL women are bitches, ALL men are assholes, just some choose to exercise that right more then others. Music, Poetry, and Photography make my life more fulfilling. I have a LOT of friends, but myspace screwed up and deleted my other profile. The best band ever is For All I've Lost (F.A.I.L.) without a doubt. Rock on guys! I'm very intelligent, even though the majority of the time, I don't choose to show it. Nothing better then a nice relaxing, laid-back day spending time with my friends and family.
Everything else I guess you can either get from my site or just ask me!! Read everything on here.. I may shock ya! If you have a problem with my life or my family, go fuck yourself. Don't bother me with your petty jealousy games. LOL
I AM:
*A Bitch
*Outspoken
*In Love
*A Good Mother
*Humorous
*Compassionate
*Beautiful
*Intelligent
*Persistant
*Honest
*VERY Opinionated
*Stable
*Clean
*A Music Fanatic
*Unique
I AM NOT:
*Shy
*A Slut
*Passive
*A Druggie
*An Alcoholic
*Useless
*Fat
*Lazy
*A LIAR!
A Few Values:
I think there are more people in this world WHO...... need to take more showers then they do, need to have their children taken away from them, should not be allowed to buy alcohol nor go to a bar, need to get help when they are struggling, need to reach out and talk to someone for their psychological problems, need to be impeached, need to be brought home safely, should apply for Extreme Makeover Home Edition, need to get a job, need to quit the job they have, should have child molestor signs in their front yard when they have been convicted, and finally, if you're going to try sleeping with a person's boyfriend... you should at least make sure they find you attractive, not repulsive, nasty, fat, and downright ugly! LOL
All About Who You Are:
What's Your Name? Crystal McMahon
Birthday? April 2, 1981
Hometown? Newton, MA
Have Little Ones? Yes, 2 Precious Boys!
Hair Color? Strawberry Blonde/Red
Hair Length? A Little Longer Then Shoulder Length
Hair Type? Naturally Wavy
Eye Color? Bright Baby Blue
Wear Corrective Lenses? Yes, For Distances
Have All Your Teeth? Yeah... KINDA.... LMAO
Astrology Sign? Stubborn Ram! (Aries)
Birthstone? Diamond.. A Girl's Best Friend!
Tattoos? Yes, 3 Of Them.
Piercings? 6 In Each Ear, Tongue Ring, Lebret, Eyebrow Ring
Smoke Cigs? Yes, Want To Quit. Easier Said Then Done.
Drink Or Drugs? Drink Alcohol Occasionally. Drugs... HELL NO!
All About Your Family:
What Rank Are You In Bros And Sis'? I'm The Oldest Of 6!
Parents Still Together? Nope... Mom's Better Off With Charlie!
Who's The Person You Can Talk To The Most? My Sister, Tiffany, Has Always Been There For Me
Who's The Person You Can't Talk To? My Brother Eric. He's Turned Into A Stuck Up Jerk
Have Family Disputes? Ummmmm Yeah... Unfortunately, A Lot.
Do Family Activities? Maybe 3 or 4 Times A Year.
Who's The Mouthy One Of The Family? WITHOUT A DOUBT........ ME!!!!! LOL!!
Who's The Quiet One Of The Family? I Think Tiff's The One To Keep Quiet The Most
Who's Most Likely To Become Famous First? Brittany With Her Singing.
Do You Love Your Family? I Love Them All Very Much Even If We Don't Get Along!
All About Your Friends:
Do You Have A Lot Of Friends? Nope.... A Lot Of Acquaintances
Who's Your Best Friend(s)? Monique, Danny, And David Are My Best Friends!
Who Do You Dislike The Most? I'd Have To Say..... No Clue! HAHA
What Drives You Nuts About Your Friends? When They Lie!!! I HATE LIES!!!!
What Do You Admire About Your Friends? They Can Speak Up And Take Care Of Themselves!
What Kinds Of Things Do You Do With Them? Go Out Dancing, Hang Out, Go Shopping...Etc.
If You Could Pick Just One To Be Deserted With, Who? Roger... He Couldn't Run Away And We Could Deal With Things Or Kill Each Other!!! LOL
Would Most Of Your Friends Do ANYTHING For You? Yes.
What's The Craziest Thing You've Done Together? Taking Trips With Monique To Mass. Hell Yeah!
What's The One Thing You Want To Tell Them? I Thank You For Doing All You Have For Me!!
All About Your Future:
What's The Main Goal In Your Life Now? Go Back To College For Photography
Who Would Help You Reach That Goal? Everyone Who Supports Me
Do You Want Children Or More Children? I'd Like To Have One More. Try For A Girl.
What Will You Do For A Job In 5 Years? Hopefully Apprentice In A Photo Studio
...... In 10 Years? Own My Own Photo Studio
Will You Get Married (Or Married Again?) I Hope So.. To The Right Man.
What Quote Will You Be Remembered By? "What The Fuck!?!" or "I'm A Bitch!"
All About Your Relationships:
How Many Relationships Have You Been In? 5 Serious Ones.
Have You Been In Love With Any Of Them? Yes, But Only Roger Makes Me Feel Real Love.
Have You Been Seriously Hurt By Them? Yes, But I Moved On And Happy Now!
What's The One Thing You Did Wrong In Them? Assume Things Before Asking.
What's The One Thing You Did Right In Them? Try To Compromise And Talk About Things.
What's One Thing You Could Change? Have Complete Trust Right From The Beginning.
Have A Significant Other At This Time? Yes, I sure do! He's My Life!
Have Someone You Care About A Lot? Yes And Will Always Care About Roger!
Would Take A Bullet For Him/Her? Yes With No Question In Mind.
One Thing You'd Say To An Ex? If Only You Could See How Happy I Am Now!! LOL
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? Yes. The First Time I Saw Roger, Was My Last Time Looking For Anyone But Him!
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My Interests

Spending time with my family, Playing with Xavier and Alec, Computers, Cars, Clubbing, Photography, Poetry, Hanging out with friends, Meeting new people, Shooting pool.

I'd like to meet:

Any FRIENDS who have a good head on their shoulders, not into playing fuck-fuck games, has positive goals in life and working towards them, interesting, humorous, open-minded, loves to have fun and hang out, and most importantly, understands I already found my baby boy... So I'm not interested in anything but friends! :P

Music:

Anything except classical, gospel, and most country. Right now I'm mostly into Metal and Rap/Hip-Hop. My favs right now are DAUGHTRY, Akon, For All I've Lost, Dead Season, Tomorrow's Tragedy, and Navel.

Movies:

I have a broad range of likes ranging from horrors to sappy chick flicks... action to comedy.

Television:

GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!!!!! Yeah Baby!!! My FAVORITE show of ALL times!!!! Kick Some Ass Meredith!!! LOL

Heroes:

My son, Xavier, is my NUMBER 1 hero! He will and always has, come first. My family... for helping me through all these hard times I've seen and will see through life. Roger... you are always there for me no matter what. Through good times and bad... you will always be one of my heros! I love ya!

My Blog

Why? (Poem)

Why?   Why must life be this way? Why do we regret the things we say?   So much time has gone by So very few solutions to try.   Jealousy, insecurity, rage. We shoul...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

This Is Me... Being Mature.

Not For Sympathy... Just Vocalizing My Thoughts And Feelings.........   For those of you who know me, you know I'm a generally laid back, humorous person and let a lot of little shit ro...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

The Time Is Right In Life! (Big News!)

About damn time!! LOL Finally, everything seems to be falling in place with our lives! There's some awesome stuff going on with us right now and I'm going to tell you all! Here's the biggest announce...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:13:00 PST

The Time Has Come To Say Good-Bye! PLEASE READ ASAP!

..> Well, let me start off by saying this... I am not leaving myspace, but it's time for a DRASTIC change!!!! It has been real fun having most of you on my friend's list. Especially, since the m...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

What We Have! (Poem) For A Special Someone!

This is for a certain someone... he knows who he is. All I want to say to you, is I'm very proud of you for making the decision you made. Fuck what other people think and it's time to start doing what...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

Endless Pain (Poem)

Endless Pain I close my eyes And all I seeIs a world of darknessSurrounding me. Loneliness and tormentEating her heart awayLike a fatal diseaseThat will linger and stay. Love is for the weakInnocent s...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

From First Glance (Poem)

From First Glance From first glance, Upon your face;My heart begins a quickened pace.Thumping faster so it soundsWatching the smile transcend from frown. From first glance, I still remember;Like this ...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

All For What? Nothing. (Poem)

All For What? Nothing.   I cried for you.I bled for you. All for what? Nothing. You lied to me.You stole my innocence. All for what? Nothing. Can you ever forgive me? The torment's too great.Eat...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Have You Ever Wondered? (Poem)

Have You Ever Wondered.... The pain tearing your stomach apart; Tormenting your already aching heart. Cuts of life deep into the flesh of love; Carved for dinner and served to the unforgiving.Feelings...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

NASTY, DISGUSTING PERSON!!!! LOL

"PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING: PLEASE GO TAKE A SHOWER! IT HAS NOW OFFICIALLY BEEN CALLED TO OUR ATTENTION HERE IN THE WHITEHOUSE THAT YOU SMELL HORRIBLE AND IT'S TAKING AN EFFECT ON THE OZONE LAY...
Posted by ♥Simply Me♥ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST