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The Cryptorchids

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About Me

In mid 2007, long time friends and former band mates Justin Children and G-zuss Turbo got back together for some jamming on a tune that G-zuss had wanted to turn into a song for quite some time. 20 Dead Virgins was born, as was a new project that soon came to be named The Cryptorchids. Two tracks were made by the two, with the addition of the world's most versatile drummer,and roomate of Justin, Roland Junod.
It was time to get band members for a full line up. Charlie Brown The Junkie soon came on board to play bass after G-zuss had jammed with him. The four had jammed with other talents on and off, but stayed as a four piece band.
In the fall of 2007, Roland Junod suffered from a severe heroine and cocain addiction and had to get admitted to rehabilitation and will be there for a long time. So G-zuss Turbo put an add out for a drummer and in October of 2007, Mr.Murdstone auditioned for the band and is now the bands full time drummer.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/8/2007
Band Website: myspace.com/thecryptorchids
Band Members: The Cryptorchids are:G-zuss Turbo-- vocals
Justin Children-- guitar
Charlie Brown The Junkie-- bass
Mr. Murdstone-- drums
Influences: zombies....misfits....troma....funerals....various bands....sunshine ***More to come***
Sounds Like: The clips provided
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

THE CRYPTORCHIDS GO LIVE!

November 23rd, 2007 at Walker's Nightclub on 3rd Ave. in Saskatoon,SK is where the magic will take place!  Come see The Cryptorchids FIRST live performance!  You'll cream your jeans as you w...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

In The Mood For Bad News lyrics!

In The Mood For Bad NewsA plane went downJust the other weekThey found recordings of the people's screamsLittle did they know that it was carrying a diseaseThe city that it crashed inAll became obsole...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

Ghoul In Love Lyrics

Ghoul In Love     There is no us there is no we And I can take a hint, you know As she runs away& Away from me     I wanna say to you all the things you do to me! I wanna...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:20:00 PST

Two Slugs lyrics!

Two Slugs   The endless moans Of the rejects from god, I'm Going fucking crazy But I made it pretty far& if granddad could see me he'd be mighty proud Oh here he comes Here he comes I gotta put h...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

Holy Fuck! (Here Come The Zombies lyrics

Holy Fuck! (Here Come The Zombies)   I can't believe what is happening the whole world is folding inside out i think we should have seen this a'coming baby the coffins are a'rocking and the ...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

20 Dead Virgins lyrics

20 Dead Virgins   Stakes are high so sacrifices must be made 20 dead virgins one by one are getting laid today   laid out on hallowed ground they sure do get around (oh!) 20 dead ...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

Ballad Of A Twin Fetus lyrics

Ballad of a Twin Fetus     Will mommy keep us? Or will she fucking leave us? Or does she even need us? I feel so stuck, eh? Mommy, will you feed us? Daddy, will you beat us? I don't...
Posted by The Cryptorchids on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:25:00 PST